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sony rebrands their spider-man universe to the rotten spider-man universe

by Dang Lin-Wang

ANDREW GARFIELD POOPED HIMSELF IN THE CRITERION CLOSET WHILE REACHING FOR A BLU-RAY

by Peter Handwerker

YOUNG STARS OF SKELETON CREW ALREADY IN THERAPY TO SURVIVE Star Wars backlash

by Sam Sung

Hurricane Milton: The MOvie will star sydney sweeney’s hooters

by Honey Rider

Jordan Peele drops out of puff daddy’s stephen king diddy did it

by Dick Trickle

BLUMHOUSE REBRANDS WOLFMAN AS THE MIDNIGHT RAPE BEAST AFTER NEGATIVE PRESS

by Dong Chaney

RALPH BONER IS THE ANCHOR BEING OF THE MCU’S SACRED TIMELINE

by Eric Shawn

rumor: canceled the acolyte series revived as the acolyte and grogu movie

by Darth Shattra

DISNEY OR DISNEY PRISON? The terms you didn’t know you agreed to

by Willy Humpules

sony/marvel spider-man leaked contract and why sony has to keep making bad movies

by Web-Slinger Ding-A-Ling69

toy story 5 plot revealed! woody and the gang face their most challenging foe yet

by Buzz Delightyear

disney acquires mad max franchise, plans to turn wasteland into wholesome family fun

by Splendid Erectus

twisters movie inspires tiktok titty twister challenge

by Freida Brest

kevin costner’s $20 horizon popcorn bucket is offensive to native americans

by Tatanka Joe

The Acolyte twins weren’t created by rubbing vaginas TOGETHER and now fans are confused

by Booba Fettish

JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME ONCE RIPPED HIS BUTTHOLE MUSCLE

by James Decunto

TRUMP LIVEs, BUT WILL DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE GET A FRESH RT RATING?

by DJ Sleepy

Rings of Power season 2 will be a woke masterpiece

by Joe Looney

When in doubt, whip it out! The latest lightsaber accessory is taking Star Wars by storm

by Han Jobbo

witness the power of war boy edible food spray

by Maxxxine Pads

WHEN DISNEY OBSESSION BECOMES AN ADDICTION CALL 1-877-DISNEY-HELP

by Princess Randal Harryaz

BrEAking news: Pixar’s newest movie will be titled “I’M GAY”

by Biggs Nemo

leaked image of Captain America 4 shows cap kissing kang

by Peter Potts

fans vote evangeline lilly’s haircut the worst in the mcu

by Kraven Morrhed

James Gunn has unveiled the first look at superman’s humble shithole

by Gore Veno

ACOLYTE SITH MASK INSPIRED BY PULP FICTION GIMP AND SLIPKNOT

by Luke Skankwanker

why are theaters sexualizing our popcorn buckets?

by Brooke N. Rubbers

Clint EASTWOOD’S LATEST FILM TAKES A CRAPPY TURN - LITERALLY!

by Harry Azzcrak

DUNKIN DONUTS RUINED Ben Affleck AND J. LO’S MARRIAGE

by Anita Dunkin

Peter Dinklage wants to play batman

by Très Petit

the lord of the rings: hunt for box office treasure coming in 2026

by Shire Bob

Penis of the planet of the apes isn’t a real movie but it should be

by Erectus Caesar

I’m a Star Wars superfan but people call me an idiot

by The Star Wars Basement Dweller

I met a Zack Snyder fan on vacation and he gave me AIDS

by Brain AIDS Survivor

Alan Moore accidentally mistaken for smelly hobo

by Walter Whoreschach

Paul Rudd is rejuvenating his skin with bird shit

by Harry Azcrac

Martin Scorsese teams up with Nicolas Cage for action movie: "Jesus Chrysler Supercar"

by Judy Iscariot

Robert downey jr. tests positive for dihydrogen monoxide after oscar win

by Charlie Toot

Projectionist splices a penis into dune 2

by E. Normous Peter

Taylor Swift will compose the entire musical score for James Gunn's Superman Legacy

by Kanye Westernhouse

Fart Fiasco! Disgusting Ben Affleck farts on his son’s baseball bat

by Anita Dump

According to sources, Paddington Bear and Epstein had an unlikely connection

by Teddy Berenepstein

katt williams replaces Jonathan Majors as mcu’s kang the conqueror

by Trixy

jerry lewis’s controversial masturbating clown bank robber movie emerges after 52 years

by Little Willie

rumor! christian bale will return as batman in secret wars

by Batham Shitto

TOP 5 REASONS Godzilla’s new pink makeover is inspired by Barbie

by Just Ken

mexican alien corpse proved to be the remains of HOLLYWOOD icon kirk douglas

by Rocko Macabradabra

Kanye West vs godzilla: a christmas story coming to STREAMING

by Mistletoe Joe

STRANGER THINGS ACTRESS TOOK A SELFIE WHILE READING ABOUT HERSELF AND THE INTERNET BROKE

by Vladimir Moloch

Ghostface canceled by the divisive forces that haunt our reality

by Giallo Weathers

DISNEY RETURNS TO RACIST ROOTS WITH WISH OF THE SOUTH

by Uncle Remus

Mcu’s blade was going to be renamed The gay blade of marvel

by Larry Boob

JORDAN PEELE WILL DIRECT HOUSE OF 1000 CUCKS FOR PEECOCK

by Ben Gurgen Hoffe

Gran Turismo REALITY SERIES TO PUT REPRESENTATION ON THE STARTING LINE

by Anne Chovi

kylie jenner gives timothee chalamet a handjob at us open

by E. Normous Peter

new predator movie will be titled Prey: jesus

by Cleetus Spuckler

BRADLEY COOPER TO STAR IN NEW MEL BROOKS MOVIE JEWFACE

by Yiddish Gambino

Barbie and Oppenheimer xxx toys are coming soon!

by Kenneth Dahl

MOVIE BUFF ACCIDENTALLY CONFUSES Bloodsport with Kickboxer

by Camille Francois Van Hamenberg

cole hauser will be selling Yellowstone beard dye for men during s5 hiatus

by Yankee Doodle Yeehaw

lady gaga drops a deuce in the street while filming joker 2

by Curley Pubes

Jonathan Majors has been canceled by sam’s club

by Anita Dickenme

deadpool 3 plot leak! this sounds awful!

by Holden Hiscock

65 confirmed as a secret prequel spin-off to Yellowstone

by Navajo Joe

the cocaine mermaid teased by disney!

by Kareem O’weet

KANG WILL RETURN IN FUTURE MCU MOVIES AS MODOK

by Kirk Lazarus

Avatar 3 will feature albino Na’vi referred to as snowflakes

by Bartolos Colonoscopy

The blues brothers remake will have an all-female cast

by E. Norma Stits

THING FROM WEDNESDAY COMES OUT AS HANDSEXUAL

by Haywood Jablowme

James Cameron reveals that avatar came to him while he was tripping on acid and watching smurf porn

by Walter Wanker

mULTIPLE MiB reboots are being made that will please any demographic

by Sumting Wong

Morbius gets criterion blu-ray release just in time for halloween

by Jack Hitoff

ELI ROTH TO DIRECT ALF ANNIIHILATION FOR NETFLIX

by A. Nelprober

Groot now goes by they/them pronouns

by Adolf Oliver Nipple

TAIKA WAITITI WILL DIRECT bRAD pITT’S NEW STONER COMEDY ‘Horny Bull’ for Netflix

by Ubin Yakinoff

Jordan Peele’s Nope trilogy will continue ripping off the Jaws franchise

by Purvis Hamilton

Batgirl to be released on blu-ray in b&w and as a walmart bargain-bin exclusive

by J. Napier

“Married …with Younglings” spinoff series in the works about Obi-Wan Kenobi’s long lost brother Bob

by Glup Shitto

animated Tim Allen supports Lightyear’s lesbians in new post-credit scene

by Matt Foley

Kenobi Season 2 controversial and toxic plot leak?

by Andy Cornholder

Exclusive: Johnny Depp & Amber Heard will face off in domestic abuse remake ENOUGH!

by Betty Phuckzer

Alf took E.T. on a 24-hour bender to celebrate E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial’s 40th Anniversary!

by Molly Manson

Ezra Miller assaults multiple people hoping to get fired from trash dceu

by Mike Oxlittle

Breaking News! Will Smith says he was brainwashed by white supremacists before the SLAP!

by Bocephus Chevy

Boba Fett is an interesting character when you realize he’s actually mentally challenged

by Forticus Chow

Disney to release unrated Rescue Rangers movie on Hulu to boost subscriptions

by Matt Foley

Marvel has done it again! Peacemaker breaks streaming records. Can Marvel be stopped?

by Weng Shu

Disney Responds to Boba Fett Penis Incident

by Rocco Reed

Queen Elizabeth II says johnny lawrence is Princess Diana’s son

by Ben Debanana

Whoopi Goldberg to pose naked for charity

by Mike Oxlittle

Disney, Coronavirus and recapturing a previously racist audience

by JJ Moxie

Disney buys rights to stream new Studio Ghibli movie Chikan Fauka for $500 Million

by Mike Oxlittle

Kevin Feige Confirms Spider-Man Will Be In Spider-Man: No Way Home

by Mike Oxlittle

Jordan Peele Is Currently Filming Stephen King’s 'Children of the Ghetto' 

by Servian LeFever

Sam Raimi Three Stooges Documentary To Explore Secret Love Triangle

by Mike Oxlittle

Scarlett Johansson’s Toxic Behavior Exposed

by Mike Oxlittle

Operation Dumbo Drop Sequel Series Heading to Disney+ Streaming

by Servian LeFever

What If Disney Hadn’t Screwed Over Scarlett Johansson?

by Servian LeFever

Cop Grabs Man's Penis On The Set Of Ms. Marvel

by Servian LeFever

Mark Wahlberg Can’t See His Penis After Gaining Weight For Ron Jeremy Biopic

by Servian LeFever

Plan For D+ After Dark Theme Land: The Horniest Place On Earth After 2nd Quarter Losses!

by JJ Moxie

Teens Are Doing The Bad Batch Challenge After Baker Has Sex With Baby Yoda Cookies

by Servian LeFever

Exclusive! After The Success Of WandaVision, Marvel Studios Is Changing The Names Of All The X-Men

by Servian LeFever

Jared Leto To Play Multiverse Jesus In Zack Snyder’s Justice League

by Servian LeFever

Burton Cut Of Batman In Development At HBO Max Starring Jared Leto’s Joker

by Jean Cliff Nise

LEAKED! If You Want To Know What Happens In The WandaVision Finale, Here You Go!

by Wolfgang von Stroker

Matrix 4 Plot lEAK! Transgender & Blackface Controversy!

by Servian LeFever

Creed 3: Redemption Plot Leak! This Is Huge!

by Servian LeFever

Surprise! Anthony Hopkins Shows Off Physical Transformation While Training For Surfer Biopic

by Servian LeFever

Robert Eggers Directing An Animated Lighthouse Prequel/Sequel Titled The Mermaids Vagina

by Mandy Laurie-Anne

Spider-Man 3 Says Screw It Adds Topher Grace As Venom, Confusing Fans

by Matt Foley

Jordan PEELE Is Making The Gayest Black Horror Movie Ever Titled ‘It’s Inside Me’

by Servian LeFever

New Conjuring Spin-Off Will Focus On A Possessed Pee-Wee Herman Doll

by Servian LeFever

Comic Book Fans Debate! Poll: Who Has The Biggest Dick, Thanos or Darkseid?

by Servian LeFever

James Gunn’s Alf Eyeing Best Picture Run After New Academy Rule

by Matt Foley

Disney’s New Fox Logo contains a hidden penis

by Servian LeFever

A Decaying TMNT Suit Is Rescued After Being Used As A Sex Slave By A Perverted Super-Fan.

by Servian LeFever

Nic Cage Goes Bananas For His Next Movie Gunzarino: Guns Reno Goes Bananas

by JJ Moxie

ALF Movie Finally Greenlit By Sony Pictures Animation After Cocaine Fueled Bender

by JJ Moxie

Rumor: Warner Bros Is Flirting With The Idea Of Making Willy Wonka Transgender

by Servian LeFever

Buddy Cop Movies Defecated On, Set On Fire, And Thrown Into Lake As Pop Culture Reckons With The Death Of George Floyd

by Servian LeFever

Black Lives Matter: The Movie To Deconstruct Racism With An All-White Cast

by Servian LeFever

Joss Whedon Has Seen The Snyder Cut Of Justice League And Says It’s Hot Garbage

by Servian LeFever

Keanu Reeves WILL BE SELLING CANDLES THAT SMELL LIKE HIS PENIS

by Servian LeFever

How To Protect Yourself From The Wu-Tang Virus!

by Servian LeFever

Truck Driver In Critical Condition After His Truck Was Hijacked By Lesbians Trying To Steal Birds of Prey Merchandise

by Servian LeFever

Quentin Tarantino’s Final Movie Will Be A Harvey Weinstein Biopic Titled “Little Cock of Horrors”

by Servian LeFever

Harley Quinn And Sonic Will F**ck In R-rated Crossover

by Matt Foley

The real reason why Disney+ put Kenobi on hold is because Kathleen Kennedy has been diagnosed With Coronavirus 

by Servian LeFever

Leonardo DiCaprio To Suit Up In Robert Rodriguez’s BibleMan Series For Amazon

by Servian LeFever

Jordan Peele to Helm Black Ghoulies For Netflix Next Thanksgiving

by Mandy Laurie-Anne

Woke Man Hates His Penis After Watching Charlie’s Angels

by Servian LeFever

Moby Has Been Cast As The Joker In The Batman

by Servian LeFever

Man Claims The Last Jedi Gave Him AIDS

by Servian LeFever

WB Flips Off China, Greenlights Sandman Spin-Off Film

by Matt Foley

Deadpool Will Stay R-rated, But There are 8 Words Disney Won’t Let Him Say

by Servian LeFever

Hawkeye’s Edgy Misogynistic Storyline is NOT Cool

by Servian LeFever

Martin Scorsese Says Marvel Can Suck His Old Hairy Balls

by Servian LeFever

White Rage Against the Hollywood Machine

by Matt Foley