Keanu Reeves Will Be Selling Candles That Smell Like His Penis
Keanu Reeves announced today on his Instagram that he will be releasing a candle that smells like his penis. The candle will be called Dick Wick and will sell for $75 a piece. You can also purchase a set of four mini candles in a collection called “Half Cocked” or spring for the extra-large 10-inch “Fully Loaded” multi-wick candle. All candles plan to be available at the end of next month with a full list of prices. Expect a variety of heights and sizes for any budget.
In addition to the Dick Wick, the Half Cocked and the Fully Loaded, there will also be limited-edition Matrix candles with only 1000 available. You’ll have two options. The penis-scented candles will come in either blue or red and are inspired by the iconic “red or blue pill” scene. How far down the rabbit hole are you willing to go? These limited edition candles will set you back $250 a piece, so choose wisely. Also, you can burn the limited edition candles and then use the liquid as massage oil. Burn time is roughly 150 hours.
In a recent interview with The BloJo Movie Network, Keanu said that he came up with the idea for a penis-scented candle while filming John Wick 3. He was at the shooting range practicing head shots and while he was reloading, out of nowhere, the idea just hit him. He thought maybe his fans would like a candle that smelled like his man parts.
“I want to use my fame to change the world,” he said. “If my fans are interested in paying me for the smell of my penis, I will donate all proceeds to the John Wick Underdog Foundation (a sanctuary for homeless dogs). Together we can make a difference.”
The scent of Keanu Reeves’ penis is sure to lift your spirits. Enjoy free shipping on all candles, even the big ones. All candles are expected to sell out immediately upon release.
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