Peter Dinklage wants to play Batman

Peter Dinklage, the beloved actor who brought Tyrion Lannister to life in Game of Thrones, has thrown his tiny little hat into the ring to play the Caped Crusader in James Gunn's DC Universe. Peter has expressed interest and excitement at the idea when speaking with The BloJo Movie Network. “I would challenge you guys and girls to get on all your socials and push for me. Batman is my favorite character and I could really use a job right about now. Even us little people need to eat.” he said. 

And, surprisingly, it's not as far-fetched as it sounds. Dinklage's experience on Game of Thrones has already proven he can handle the dark and gritty world of heroes and villains. He's got the acting chops, the charisma, and the... let's be honest, the height.

Imagine it: a Batman like no other, with a diminutive stature that would make him the most elusive superhero in the game. Villains would be left stumbling in the dark, trying to land a punch on the tiny caped crusader. "Where's Batman?" they'd cry, only to realize he's right below them, biting at their ankles.

Also, a smaller Batman would require a smaller Batmobile, which would not only be more fuel-efficient but also easier to park in the Batcave. And let's not forget the cost savings on the Batsuit – less material, less money spent. It's a budget-friendly superhero solution!

And one last thing, let’s talk about physical agility. Little people often have a lower center of gravity and higher strength-to-weight ratio, which could be advantageous in performing acrobatic stunts and martial arts moves.

So, James Gunn, are you listening? It's time to think outside the box. Peter Dinklage for Batman – it's a wild card we're willing to bet on. #DinklageForBatman

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