Boba Fett is an interesting character when you realize he’s actually mentally challenged
Millions of species go untreated for intellectual disabilities each year. That’s a fact. In his recent book, “Surviving the Sarlacc,” mind doctor Yolo Sleazebaggano goes in-depth about Boba’s past and present trauma. Yolo has programmed several data pads on mental health. He currently works at Bucketbrain Inc and is a founder of The R-Word, an educational and support hologram for the mentally rehabilitated. The BloJo Movie Network talked with Yolo Sleazebaggano about Boba Fett and asked the question that everyone has been asking: is Boba Fett mentally challenged?
BloJo: Is Boba Fett mentally challenged?
Dr. Yolo Sleazebaggano: Yes. I believe his illness started as a child. You see, when he was very young, he saw his father being decapitated right in front of him. He actually held his father’s severed head in his tiny hands. If that’s not enough to make you go banthoo for Bantha Puffs, I don’t know what is. I believe the horror he experienced as an unaltered clone impacted him deeply.
BloJo: Is there anything else you can tell us about his disability?
Dr. Yolo Sleazebaggano: As an adult, his decision making is that of a child. Intellectually speaking, he doesn’t think things through like a rational adult. For example, no intelligent species would try to take over Tatooine without a plan. Doesn’t make any farkin sense at all, does it? That’s because he thinks like a child. Or why would he admire the Tuscans? They hit him with sticks and made him dig in the hot sun for sand melons. Who flies over the mouth of a Sarlacc pit looking for their armor? Who does that? Who spares assassins that try to kill them? Who hires a hipster Vespa gang? The mentally challenged, that’s who. His laserbrain decision-making process is bantha poodoo, to say the least. I’d also like to point out that when we first met Boba, he barely spoke and never took off his helmet. Now he won’t shut up and constantly repeats his name. He’s constantly saying, ‘I am Boba Fett.’ We know his name, but he constantly reminds us anyway. Boba has special needs. In all honesty, he’s an interesting character when you realize he’s actually mentally challenged. His actions at least make sense when looking at it through macrobinoculars. I could go on and on about his disability, and all the laserbrain things he did in Season 1 of The Book of Boba Fett.
BloJo: What can we do to help?
Dr. Yolo Sleazebaggano: My recommendation? I think he needs to be frozen in carbonite until he’s been properly medicated with high doses of Glitterstim.
BloJo: Thanks, doctor. Anything else you’d like to add?
Dr. Yolo Sleazebaggano: Yes. I’d like to plug my newest book, “It's Not the Size That Matters: Embracing Accelerated Growth with a Micropenis: Ideal Book for the Clone with a Small Penis.” You see, I firmly believe the more clones they made of Jango, the smaller their dicks got. It’s all backed by science. You can pick up my newest book and “Surviving the Sarlacc” at the nearest spaceport near you.
BloJo: Thanks again, doctor.
Be sure to follow Dr. Yolo Sleazebaggano for fun, educational holograms on mental health conditions and clone dicks. Also, we’re aware Boba Fett fans didn’t like this version of the character but it’s a big win for representation. Always look for the positive.
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Story by Forticus Chow