Teens Are Doing The Bad Batch Challenge After Baker Has Sex With Baby Yoda Cookies
A famous YouTube baker by the name of Ahmad Asim Abdullah has reportedly been arrested for having sex with his award-winning Baby Yoda cookies.
Ahmad’s perverted acts came to light after he accidentally uploaded a video to his YouTube page of him defecating on a fresh batch of Baby Yoda cookies. In the video, he sugar coats the feces with his own semen. Afterwards, he eats the cookies while he whisperers the words, "I can bring you in warm, or I can bring you in cold.”
An officer at the scene of the crumb told our friends at The BloJo Movie Network that Ahmad is a diehard Star Wars fan, and ever since The Mandalorian released to critical acclaim he’s been seen as “a significant risk” to baked treats everywhere. The officer had more to say...
"We found homemade porn videos of the pervert having sex with various Star Wars treats. The footage was saved on his computer under the file name ‘The Bad Batch’ and was filmed by a giant in a Wookie suit. We’re currently trying to locate his wife Hagatha for questioning. But the most disturbing content involved Baby Yoda cookies. The things he did to those cookies, there were crumbs and icing everywhere. Have you ever seen a grown man have sex with a cookie? Do you know what a man’s penis can do to a single cookie? It’s horrifying! And that wasn’t even the worst of it!” said Officer “Jon Favreau” (not his real name).
The Bad Batch is currently Ahmed’s most watched video, and it’s gone viral. Teens across the country are daring each other to eat Baby Yoda cookies covered in their own feces and semen. Hit the link below for step-by-step instructions on how to make your own Baby Yoda cookies...
HOW TO MAKE BABY YODA COOKIES WITH STEP-BY-STEP INSTRUCTIONS
“It’s such a bad idea and incredibly disgusting!” said single mom “Betty Cocker” (not her real name). “First, it was the ‘Cereal Challenge’ where you eat soggy cereal from a friend’s asshole. And now this ‘The Bad Batch Challenge’. Incredibly disgusting! When I was a kid, we played tag. Can’t they find something better to do with their time?”
We have been told that YouTube has suspended Ahmad’s account for the time being. However, if anyone knows where we can watch the infamous cookie video, please send us a link for research purposes. Thanks.
Also, the perverted baker’s last tweet before being arrested was very interesting to say the least. He tweeted at 10:44 a.m:
@GinaCarano Let’s hangout sometime. You bring the milk and I’ll bring the cookies. This is the way!
What do our readers think? Are Baby Yoda cookies good? Have you participated in The Bad Batch Challenge? Are people who eat their own semen cannibals? Should Gina Carano be rehired by Disney? Are you excited for ‘Star Wars: The Bad Batch', which airs on Star Wars Day, May the 4th? Anyway, we will keep you updated on this breaking story as events unfold.
In other news, Gina Carano has already lined up her next project. She will star in the live action adaptation of James Gunn’s Alf, which has been in production for what seems like an eternity. Stay Woke, Videoland! And May the 4th Be With You.
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