Alf took E.T. on a 24-hour bender to celebrate E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial’s 40th Anniversary!
The 40th anniversary of E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial is a big deal for movie lovers. Many people regard it as one of the greatest movies ever made. The milestone anniversary has been getting a lot of attention on social media, but not why you would think.
Our sources at The BloJo Movie Network informed us that E.T. went on a 24-hour booze and drug binge (paid for by Universal Pictures) with fellow alien and TV star Alf to celebrate his 40th anniversary. We recently reported that the new Alf movie directed by James Gunn had been canceled due to inappropriate behavior on set. Supposedly, Alf, sexually assaulted James Gunn while being high on meth, cocaine, and cotton candy. Now he’s up to no good once again.
Alf posted a photo of E.T. passed out and tweeted, "Don't party with ALF. You’ll get f*cked up. This lightweight needs to phone home or at least phone an Uber.” (See picture above)
We reached out to Universal Pictures, and below is their reply…
“We celebrated the 40th anniversary with a 24-hour bender. The party was a bonanza of 20th-century live-action doll stars. We even got permission from Disney to reconstruct the pirate ship from Muppet Treasure Island and used it as a dance floor with full drug and booze bar. Showbiz Pizza's ‘The Rock-afire Explosion’ provided the music; their ska rendition of Kenny Loggins’ ‘Danger Zone’ caused the cast of Fraggle Rock to spontaneously form a mosh pit. Gobo, Wembley, and Boober were taken to the hospital for injuries. Steven Spielberg and Drew Barrymore were also in attendance but after 40 ‘special’ celebration Jell-O shots, they were also taken to the hospital. Big Bird is still in the ICU after eating a tainted batch of Reese’s Pieces. But thankfully, no one died!”
Anyway, tell us, Did E.T. touch you as a kid? Was it magical? As always, let us know down below.
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