Disney's New Fox logo Contains A Hidden Penis
During the Disney Renaissance period, Disney movies contained hidden sexual references. Disgruntled animators hid all kinds of perverted easter eggs for their fans. There’s a number of hidden penises, a centaur with a dick on his head, even the word “sex” is floating in the sky in The Lion King, just to name a few.
Well, the more things change, the more they stay the same. It looks like the studio animators are up to their old tricks again. A Disney employee named James Remus was recently fired for adding/hiding a golden erect penis within Disney’s new 20th Century TV logo.
The reporters over at The BloJo Movie Network enjoy a good dick joke, so they reached out to the Disney animator. Here’s what he had to say...
"With the Fox acquisition, Disney has more employees than they know what to do with. I was told last week by my supervisor that thousands of jobs would be cut,” said James. "I started to realize my job was on the line, since I’ve only been employed with Disney for a short time. So to relieve some stress, I thought it would be funny to add a golden penis in the new 20th Century logo. As it turns out, my supervisor didn’t think it was funny. I tried explaining to her that I was paying homage to the erect golden penis hidden within Triton’s castle in The Little Mermaid. She didn’t appreciate my toilet humor and I was fired on the spot.”
The reporters also decided to ask enthusiastic Disney+ subscribers what they thought.
One subscriber said that while she doesn’t usually like toilet humor and finds the male genitalia repulsing, she thought the penis was well drawn.
Another subscriber said he would not be caught dead paying for Mulan.
Read more reactions below....
“Disney is a peddler of filth.” -Josh Trank
“That most certainly is a dick, there’s just no debating it.” -herpes_free_since_2022
“Childhood = ruined forever!” -Jake Lloyd
“Black Widow SUCKS!” -hoosier_daddy50
“That’s a huge dick!” -hugs_for_drugs14
“The Force is Female!” -Kathleen Kennedy
“Go woke or go broke!” -Harvey Weinstein
“Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.” -Banksy
“Disney Star Wars Sucks!” -John Boyega
“Disney, please don’t ruin the Alien/Predator franchises!” -Everyone
“The end is near!” -magic_fetus2020
“Banksy strikes again!” -Banksy
“Bring back George Lucas!” -Daisy Ridley
“RIP Chadwick Boseman.” -Kirk Lazarus
"The golden penis is a perfect tip of the hat to The Little Mermaid." -Brad Hawkins
“For phone sex with hot sexy singles call 1-800-4-Gay-Men.” -Ryan Smith
“Don’t forget the Disney Empire started with a mouse.” -dusty_bawls69
“Eat Sh*t!” -Phil Lord and Chris Miller
What do our readers think? Does the new 20th Century logo ruin your childhood? Is James Remus better than Banksy? What’s your favorite hidden Disney sex joke? Is hiding naughty images a lost art form? What does Disney's acquisition of Fox mean for toilet humor? We will keep you updated on this breaking story as events unfold.
In other news, Brie Larson says she wants to play T'Challa in Black Panther 2. Also, it’s rumored that Black Widow will reflect on the #MeToo movement and contain feminist themes. We predict the movie to be a box-office bomb and we already plan on blaming toxic men for its failure.
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