Dunkin' Donuts ruined Ben Affleck and J. Lo's marriage

It looks like Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are on the rocks, and we've got the scoop on the shocking reason why! Brace yourselves, because it's a doozy! The culprit? Ben's insatiable appetite for Dunkin' Donuts. Not only that but his perpetual grumpiness, and his unwillingness to play Batman again.

Apparently, Jen has had it up to her artificial implants with Ben's daily Dunkin' runs, which have transformed their once-romantic kitchen into a sugar-coated crime scene, with donut boxes and crumbs as far as the eye can see. It's like Ben's trying to single-handedly keep Dunkin' in business!

And to make matters worse, Ben's no longer donning the iconic Batsuit, which means he's lost his cool factor. It's like he's gone from "Caped Crusader" to "Caped Couch Potato"! Gone are the days of swooning over his chiseled Bat-abs; now, she's stuck with a grumpy old man.

When asked about his love life, an intoxicated Ben Affleck said, "I'm always looking for someone to share my Dunkin' Donuts with. However, I have a sweet tooth for more than just donuts. If I find myself single again, I’ll be dunking more than my donuts...if you know what I mean.”

While we can't confirm Ben’s dating plans, one thing is certain – his love for Dunkin' Donuts is the real deal. Maybe we'll see him dunking donuts (and maybe even his balls) again soon!

Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, and remember: if your partner's love for donuts surpasses their love for you, it's time to reevaluate... or invest in a really good donut-themed couples therapy session!

Scoop by Anita Dunkin