How To Protect Yourself From The Wu-Tang Virus!
The Wu-Tang virus is real, muthafuckas. The outbreak began in Staten Island, NY and is now causing a ruckus throughout the world. All you brothas and sistas, take the necessary precautions to protect yo necks. Watch out for symptoms, which have ranged from hands clapping to fatal flying guillotines. Old dirty bastards are at greater risk, but the illness can affect anyone. Those who have fallen chill are reported to suffer from a constant need to watch classic kung fu movies. In severe cases, people feel a sudden urge to shout out “Wu-Tang!” in public and around as many people as possible.
Once infected, recovery depends on the strength of your marijuana. Cannabis-infused C.R.E.A.M may offer some relief. Also, THC infused toilet paper has been proven to calm your ass down. Exercise may help fight off infection. However, if you find yourself at the gym and randomly doing a combination of shaolin shadowboxing and Wu-Tang style sword fighting, call your doctor immediately. Your immune system has been comprised. If you think you have been exposed to the virus, isolate yourself in the 36th Chamber of Shaolin.
Confused on what to do if shit hits the fan? Just remember these simple steps from the very first individuals to have been infected with the virus...
W -Wash hands
U - Use mask properly
T - Touch nothing
A - Avoid large crowds
N - Never touch your face
G - Go to the hospital if you have symptoms
And remember, the Wu-Tang ain’t nuttin to fuck wit! Tical!
Scoop by Servian LeFever