The Real Reason Why Disney+ Put Kenobi On Hold Is Because Kathleen Kennedy Has Been Diagnosed With Coronavirus
The Obi-Wan Kenobi spinoff starring Ewan McGregor started preproduction at London's Pinewood Studios a few weeks ago, but recently the show was put on hold indefinitely and crew members were sent home. The reason? Supposedly, Kathleen Kennedy was not happy with the scripts. However, The BloJo Movie Network has been leaked the real scoop. According to their anonymous sources, the Disney+ series was suspended indefinitely because Kathleen Kennedy was diagnosed with Coronavirus. Their sources also revealed that during the first few days of preproduction, Kathleen Kennedy told Ewan McGregor she was feeling a little under the weather. She complained about having a fever, chills, headaches, fatigue, and muscle aches. Ewan told her to get some rest and that she probably had the flu. A few days later, McGregor went to check on Kennedy, and he was terrified by what he saw. The following paragraph contains graphic details...
Kathleen Kennedy’s neck was swollen like she had just swallowed a Porg egg or something. She was short of breath and wheezing. Her nose had green slime running out of it. She was coughing so uncontrollably and violently that she puked all over Ewan McGregor’s Kenobi costume. Supposedly, she coughed so hard she defecated herself multiple times. We were told that the situation was very disgusting. After about 30 minutes of Kennedy coughing up blood, bile and Bantha doodoo, McGregor decided to call 911. While he was waiting for the ambulance, Kathleen Kennedy’s face started to blister and turn pale white. We were told she looked like the combination of the melting Nazi from Indiana Jones and old Darth Vader without his mask. She was coughing so loud it alerted the little people actors in the trailer next door, who thought it might be a Krayt dragon. The ambulance arrived in about 10 minutes and the paramedics found her convulsing violently with her eyes popping out of her sockets and her tongue hanging out of her mouth, like Jabba after being strangled by Princess Leia. McGregor was found crying in the corner, traumatized and covered head to toe in blood, bile and Bantha doodoo. It looked like a bizarre scene from a Star Wars/Exorcist movie mashup ...but worse. The little people from next door arrived to see what was going on. They were still dressed in their Jawa costumes and smelled of cheap booze and weed. Anyway, after investigating, the little Jawas picked up McGregor and carried him off into the night toward the green screens of Tatooine. The paramedics returned to their ambulance only to find its power cords being chewed on by a gang of Mynocks. Left with no choice, they strapped Kathleen Kennedy to a speeder prop and drove toward the local hospital. Upon further investigation, it was decided that she had managed to contract the Coronavirus, perhaps from a Tusken Raider or a visiting Wookiee. She was then quarantined to a plastic bubble and Pinewood Studios was put on full-scale alert. After some intense poking and prodding the cast and crew was sent home. Well, except for the little people--they were hosed down and then released. A timeframe was not given, but the crew was told that the show would be down “indefinitely.”
Also, Jar Jar Binks was seen running around in a panic with his hands waiving in the air. It looks like the rumors are true and Jar Jar will in fact have a role in the new Kenobi series when and if the series gets the green-light to continue.
Neither Disney nor Lucasfilm immediately responded to requests for comment on the delay in filming. Doctors suggest that a week in a Bacta tank might cure her affliction, but we will keep you updated on this breaking story as events unfold.
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