James Gunn has unveiled the first look at Superman's humble shithole farm
In a bold move, director James Gunn has unveiled the first look at Superman's childhood home, and it's a real looker. The farm, which can only be described as a “humble shithole” is a far cry from the luxurious Kryptonian palaces that Superman is used to seeing.
The farm's caved in roof, crooked fences, and mysterious stains will leave you wondering how three people managed to survive in such squalor. It's a testament to the Kent family's determination to make do with what they had – namely, a dilapidated shack that seems to be held together with luck and prayers.
Gunn's reveal has sparked a heated debate among fans, with some praising the director's bold choice to showcase Superman's humble beginnings, while others are simply wondering how the farm didn't collapse under the weight of its own decrepitude.
Many fans took to social media, joking that the farm looks like a drug house. “Looks like an inbred meth lab,” one fan joked. Another fan said, “Looks like a place where homeless people go to have sex and eat grilled cheese sandwiches.”
Anyway, it's clear that Superman's humble beginnings were, well, very humble indeed. But hey, at least the farm's dilapidated state explains Superman's super-speed. His speed was probably created from him running away from all the meth crazed inbred homeless people.
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story and remember to keep an eye on the housing market, so you get the best deal and don't get stuck with a fixer-upper like the Kent family. Rumor has it James Gunn is currently working on a new home improvement series called The Handy Heroes Unite. More superhero updates coming soon!
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