Rings of Power Season 2 will be a woke masterpiece

The producers of Amazon's "Rings of Power" have announced that Season 2 will be the most woke installment of the series yet. That's right, folks, get ready for black hobbits, elves with pronouns, and height appropriate dwarves.

According to sources close to the production, the new season will be a masterpiece and tackle hard-hitting issues like climate change, systemic racism, and the struggles of being a genderqueer orc in a binary world. "We're not just talking about a few token characters," said one insider. "We're talking about a full-on, intersectional, queer-friendly, eco-warrior Middle Earth."

But wait, there's more! The show's writers have also promised to "subvert expectations" by making Gandalf a non-binary, asexual icon, and giving Gollum a triggering backstory that will make you question everything you thought you knew about The Lord of the Rings.

So, grab your favorite popcorn bucket by the wiener and get ready to join the most epic, most inclusive, most utterly woke journey through Middle Earth yet. It's going to be a wild ride, folks! #WokeHobbitsUnite!

Scoop by Joe Looney