Comic Book Fans Debate! Poll: Who Has The Biggest Dick, Thanos or Darkseid?
Only in the age of the Internet! No matter how old you are, no matter if you’re a Marvel or DC fan, you’ve probably asked yourself, who has the biggest dick -Thanos or Darkseid? Are we right? Unfortunately, once you ask yourself the question, there's just no turning back! All we can think about now is their otherworldly dicks, thanks to a comic book fan who goes by the username NoobMaster69. Recently, the super-fan posted a poll asking the inappropriate question, and more than 1,000,000 nerds voted. Who won? Neither. It was a draw. As of this article, the poll is a stalemate. They both have huge dicks!
NoobMaster69 couldn't contain his/her excitement as he/she spoke with The BloJo Movie Network.
“Isn’t this exciting? I'm a really huge fan of both their dicks," he/she said. "OMG! I’m so geeking out! Both characters have pretty powerful dicks. Can you imagine If the two were forced to pound each other? Like...who would win? Thanos does have a nice set of stones, if you know what I mean;) This debate is sure to rage forever, but I’m just glad the fans could set aside their differences long enough to vote in the poll."
What do our readers think? Who do you think has the biggest dick, Thanos or Darkseid? Comment below explaining why after you vote.
Some other geeky things to ponder while you’re voting. What would happen if Wolverine cut off his own dick? Would it grow back? Can Deadpool regrow his dick? Does Superman have a circumcised or uncircumcised dick? Does The Hulk have a big green dick? Would Groot’s dick be called a woody? Does Rocket have a hairy raccoon dick? Does Mr. Fantastic have a thin, stretchy dick? Is the Thing’s dick made out of orange rock? Does Squirrel Girl like dick? Does Cyborg even have a dick (because we don’t think he does)? We will keep you updated as we find out the answers.
In other news, Watchmen is getting another spinoff that sounds perfect for HBO Max. The new spinoff will be called Big Blue and will explore the powers of Dr. Manhattan’s big blue dick. Chris Evans just signed on to direct and star in a Disney+ spin-off series titled That’s America’s Dick! Also, are you nuts for Nightwing? Because HBO Max just signed Millie Bobby Brown to play everyone’s favorite Robin, Dick Grayson. Currently, the series is under the working title Just Dick.
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