Clint Eastwood's latest film takes a crappy turn - literally!
Hollywood, CA - In a bizarre incident that has left the film industry in shock, Clint Eastwood, the iconic actor and director, had an unexpected mishap on the set of his latest movie “Juror No. 2.” While directing a crucial scene, Eastwood, 93, suffered an unfortunate bowel movement, soiling his pants in front of the entire crew. The incident occurred just as he was about to yell "ACTION!"
Eyewitnesses claim that Eastwood, known for his tough-guy image, was unfazed by the incident, calmly excusing himself to change into a fresh pair of pants. However, the paparazzi were quick to capture the moment, snapping photos of the legendary director walking back to his trailer with a brown stain on his trousers.
The incident has sparked a flurry of jokes and memes on social media, with many poking fun at Eastwood's misfortune. "Who needs a script when you've got a director who's literally leaving a mark on the set?" quipped one Twitter user.
Despite the embarrassment, Eastwood's team has confirmed that the show must go on, and filming will continue as scheduled. When asked about the incident, Eastwood's publicist simply stated, "Even the toughest of guys can have crappy days."
As for the movie's title, sources close to the production have hinted that it might undergo a last-minute change to something more... fitting. "Juror Number 2” and “A Fistful of Diapers" are rumored to be in the running.
In the meantime, Clint Eastwood's fans are left to wonder if this unfortunate incident will become a memorable behind-the-scenes anecdote or a cautionary tale about the perils of aging in Hollywood. One thing's for sure - this movie's taking a crappy turn, and we can't wait to see how it all unfolds! Stay tuned for more updates on Clint Eastwood's latest film – and his latest bathroom breaks!
Scoop by Harry Azzcrak