BREAKING NEWS: Pixar’s newest movie will be titled “I’m Gay”
Pixar has announced their latest film, "I'm Gay", a movie so joyful it’ll turn you gay. Or at least that’s what Disney is counting on.
Meet Poppy, aka "Happy Pants", the protagonist who's about to revolutionize the way we think about happiness. Poppy's relentless positivity has earned them the nickname "Happy Pants" at school, where they're both admired and recognized for their unique perspective on life.
According to sources close to the film, Poppy's happiness is so potent it'll make you laugh, cry, and possibly even giggle. Their story is a heartwarming reminder that being different is what makes us special, and that happiness is the ultimate superpower.
"We're thrilled to bring Poppy's story to the world," said a Pixar spokesperson. "We're talking Oscar nods, people! And also possibly a GLAAD Media Award for our outstanding vision of happiness."
Don't miss "I'm Gay" when it hits theaters next summer. Side effects may include:
- Excessive smiling
- Irrepressible laughter
- Spontaneous outbursts of song and dance
- A strong urge to hug everyone in sight
You've been warned: this movie will make you gay.
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