Barbie and Oppenheimer XXX toys are coming soon!
The new Barbie movie with Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling is shaping up to be an iconic cultural phenomenon, and the new adult Barbie XXX toy is promising to take our movie experience to a hole ‘nother level.
The adult Barbie XXX corporation recently released an image of their new upcoming toy, and boy, is it titillating. Dubbed "The Dream Rider," the new Barbie toy is expected to satisfy an untapped market and fill holes in the Barbie product line. The Barbie corporation will be inserting their new toy into willing customers in the cumming weeks. Here’s what the head representative had to say …
"Our new adult Barbie toys were created with our customers in mind. Growing up, I didn’t really play with toys. Sure, I had Barbies and G.I. Joe’s, but mostly I would just stick them up my ass. Now, our new toys are designed with that in mind. Stick them wherever you want. Play how you want to play. There is more diversity than ever in our new Barbie toy line. Also, we have had a lot of people asking for Oppenheimer toys. Or should we say Oppenhymen? How about a double-ended dildo called the Barbenheimer? Yup, in the works! We are tinkering day and night to give our customers a truly explosive experience. There's also a Barbie fleshlight in the works, as well as a Ken butt plug. Whatever your kink, we can satisfy it. We're not sure if either studio will be as pleased as our customers, but hey, if they’re not …fuck ‘em.”
What do our readers think? It sounds like Barbie is definitely rising up to meet our needs and her own. If you want to express your thoughts on the new adult Barbie Dream Rider, please comment below.
In other news, Tom Cruise will reportedly cut off his penis with a dull butter knife for Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part II. Will he save movie theaters again? Stay tuned and stay woke!
Scoop by Kenneth Dahl