Robert Downey Jr. tests positive for Dihydrogen Monoxide after Oscar win!

In a shocking turn of events, beloved actor Robert Downey Jr. found himself in hot water after testing positive for Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) following his Oscar win. The actor, famous for his roles in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and his charismatic presence on and off the screen, seems to have fallen off the wagon.

Sources close to the actor reveal that Downey was initially baffled by the results, mistaking DHMO for some exotic substance. "I thought it was a new designer drug or something," Downey reportedly joked.

Social media erupted with a flurry of memes, with many poking fun at the situation. One user tweeted, "Breaking news: Robert Downey Jr. tests positive for DHMO! How could someone as beloved and talented as RDJ succumb to such a basic element of nature.” Despite the response, some fans expressed concern for Downey's well-being, fearing that the positive DHMO test could tarnish his reputation. However, the actor remained unfazed, taking the incident in stride and even joking about launching a new line of DHMO-infused products.

In a statement released by his representatives, Downey Jr. assured fans that he was feeling fine and that he would be taking the necessary precautions to recover from his addiction. "I want to thank everyone for their well wishes and assure you all that I am in good spirits," the actor said. "I plan to make a full recovery as soon as possible."

Disclaimer: Dihydrogen Monoxide is no laughing matter. It is a key component in many industrial processes and can be dangerous if not handled properly. If your loved one has an addiction, you should encourage them to seek help.

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