Paul Rudd is rejuvenating his skin with bird shit

Ever wondered how Paul Rudd manages to maintain his ageless glow? Well, hold onto your butts because his poop-tastic skincare secrets might’ve finally been revealed. According to The BloJo Movie Network, Rudd uses unconventional methods to keep his skin looking as smooth as a baby's rear. The answer is simple. He gets bird poop facials.

Yes, you read that right. While some Hollywood stars are shelling out big bucks for botox and plastic surgery, Rudd is taking a more... organic approach. According to BloJo, the beloved actor indulges in a luxurious skincare treatment involving exotic bird droppings and other "natural ingredients" like semen and baby blood.

I know what you’re thinking, im-poo-ssible. It’s not! But before you rush out to book your own avian excrement extravaganza, there are a few things to consider. First of all, you'll need a Marvel contract and a hefty sum of cash—because let's face it, this level of skincare luxury doesn't come cheap. Secondly, you'll have to have a strong stomach. After all, not everyone can handle having a pigeon pinch one off on their forehead.

So, the next time you find yourself marveling at Paul Rudd's seemingly age-defying visage, just remember: behind every flawless complexion is a whole lot of crap. But hey, judging by his youthful appearance, it seems like the bird poop facial might just be worth every penny. If it works for him, who are we to judge? After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder... or apparently, on the forehead.

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