Thing from Wednesday comes out as handsexual

Officially welcoming someone into the sexually labeled community is always awesome, but for Addams Family fans, this scoop is especially a big deal.

Netflix just recently released Wednesday, and within a few weeks of the new series being streamed, the fictional character referred to as just Thing has come out as handsexual.

Using sign language, the handservant told our friends over at the BloJo Movie Network that its sexual identity is complicated. However, the disembodied hand has been very understanding of anyone who disagrees with it. Thing reached out to its critics by simply giving them the middle finger.

Anyway, did you enjoy Wednesday? Would it be gay to get a handjob from Thing from Addams Family? Thing obviously lacks sex organs and as such is neither male nor female. Let us know your thoughts in the comments section below.

In other news, Mark Hamill of Star Wars fame has revealed the fate of Luke Skywalker's severed hand, saying it went on adventures with Thing from The Addams Family. A spin-off series is currently being developed called Handjobs.

Stay woke, Videoland!

Scoop by Haywood Jablowme