Cole Hauser will be selling Yellowstone beard dye for men during S5 hiatus
In a recent interview with The BloJo Movie Network, Cole Hauser announced today that he will be selling Yellowstone beard dye for men. He had the following to say …
“I dye my beard! There, I said it. Nothing to be embarrassed about. I know some men might feel a little sheepish revealing a fact like that, but I don’t care at all. I have been dying my beard for years and I don’t care who knows it! I am thrilled with the results I am getting. What brand of beard dye do I use? I’m so glad you asked. I use Yellowstone beard dye JUST FOR REAL MEN. And soon you’ll be able to purchase it from my website at Yellowstonebearddyeforrealmen.com. Make your beard hair smooth and shiny thanks to our special dye made with Yellowstone natural plants, minerals, coffee, shit, Shinola, and the tears of honest, hard-working, God-fearing men.”
We reached out to Yellowstone creator Taylor Sheridan for comment ...
“Yellowstone is one of the most popular shows on streaming and beard dye has a lot to do with it. Nearly every male actor in Yellowstone and its spin-offs has colored their beards. Honestly, it starts on the page. Every male character is written with a full dark beard in mind. One such example is Rip played by Cole Hauser. His facial hair has made him the fan favorite he is today. In fact, his beard color is important to the show. In real life, he’s a ginger along with his love interest and co-star Beth Dutton’s Kelly Reilly. Without beard dye, they would’ve looked like they were brother and sister! That’s not good for ratings unless you’re Game of Thrones! Anyway, when Cole Hauser colors his beard, he becomes a true American Yellowstone cowboy. The transformation happens with a single application. And although our viewers are not fictional Yellowstone characters, they can color their beards just like them. I may be the creator of Yellowstone but I’m also a client. With the help of Yellowstone beard dye JUST FOR REAL MEN, you will be able to sport a dark and full beard just like you’ve always wanted.”
Well, there you have it. Right from the horse’s mouth. What do our readers think? Will you be purchasing Yellowstone beard dye? If so, expect a variety of colors. In addition to the Cole Hauser dye, there will also be a limited-edition Tim McGraw 1883 shade. We will keep you updated when the products go on sale.
In other Yellowstone-related news, after months of speculation, Matthew McConaughey has finally been confirmed for his own spinoff series. Supposedly, the series will be titled Yellowstone: 2099, a tale of Dutton cloned ranchers herding electric sheep while preserving their way of life from sentinels who exist only to eradicate the ranchers on behalf of Big Oil! Leave your thoughts below! Stay Woke, Videoland!
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