The Acolyte twins weren’t created by rubbing vaginas together and now fans are confused

The Star Wars fandom is in an uproar, and it's all about the vagina rub. Yes, you read that right – the vagina rub. Fans thought the twin sisters were brought into being by some witchy vagina stuff. The initial reaction? "Ew, gross!" But then, something strange happened.

The more fans thought about the vagina rubbing, the more it... well, rubbed off on them. It was a weird kind of comfort, like a space-age security blanket. But now, with the reveal of the sisters' actual origin story, fans are left feeling, well, rubbed the wrong way.

It turns out the truth is far less interesting. The twins aren't sisters but two halves of the same person. No vaginas were rubbed in the making of these sisters, they were conceived through the Force, somehow. And now, fans are mad. Like, really toxic about it. Some fans are furious because they grew attached to the idea of mystical vagina rubbing. And then there are those who are just plain confused.

We asked fans what they thought about the whole vagina-rubbing controversy. Here are some responses:

- "I was really invested in the vagina-rubbing lesbian witch magic. Now I feel betrayed."

- "I mean, come on. Rubbing vaginas together? That's some cool sh*t right there."

- "I'm just mad because I spent hours practicing my vagina-rubbing skills for nothing."

-"I mean, I was really into the whole vagina-rubbing thing. It was weird, but it was our weird. Now it's just...normal. And we hate it."

-“What’s a force vergence? Why not just regular old babies?”

-“I demand a remake of The Last Jedi!”

-“I’m so confused.”

-“MAKE STAR WARS GREAT AGAIN!!!”

So, dear Star Wars fans, we ask you: what's your take on the most recent controversy? Did you want lesbian witch magic, a return to immaculate conceptions, or just some good old-fashioned babies? Are you disappointed in the BIG reveal? Let us know in the comments!

May the Farce be with you.

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