When Disney obsession becomes an addiction call 1-877-Disney-HELP
Meet Paschal Alwes (not his real name), a self-proclaimed Disney superfan. His social media posts are basically Marvel memes, Star Wars quotes, and enthusiastic pleas to watch the latest Pixar movies. Paschal's friends and family have grown weary of his constant Disney posts. However, Paschal's obsession has reached concerning levels. He has neglected his personal hygiene, his diet consists only of Mickey-shaped waffles, and his neighbors have complained about the constant sound of "Let It Go" blasting from his apartment. When asked about his fixation, Paschal simply shrugs and says, "Disney is awesome. If you don't agree, fuck you!"
With that said, Videoland is introducing a new hotline for Disney addicts like Paschal: 1-877-Disney-HELP. Our trained professionals will guide Paschal through the process of developing his own tastes and preferences, helping him discover that it's okay to have his own opinions and say "no" to Disney sometimes.
Are you tired of mindlessly consuming every Disney movie and show without question? Do you feel like a zombie-like consumer forced to love everything the Mouse House produces? Well, wake up and take control! It's okay to dislike a Marvel movie or Star Wars show, and it's okay to have your own opinions. Don't let your addiction to Disney consume you like it has Paschal. Take the first step towards recovery and call us today!
The dark side of fandom can be a menace to your mental health. Remember, it's always okay to ask for help! Don't wait until it's too late! Call 1-877-Disney-HELP now and start your journey towards a healthier relationship with Disney. Paschal, we're rooting for you! (And please, for the sake of our social media feeds, consider varying your posts a bit.)
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