The Cocaine Mermaid teased by Disney!
With Cocaine Bear now playing in theaters, it was only a matter of time before Disney whipped out their own take on the horror-comedy. And indeed Disney has just announced their upcoming project The Cocaine Mermaid.
In response to The BloJo Movie Network questioning if The Cocaine Mermaid is real or not, Disney responded, "This is real! We are getting into the cocaine business. Somewhere under the sea a coked-out mermaid awaits."
Rumor has it that Disney has hired cult filmmaker Wilma Fingerdoo to bring the project to life. Wilma is the maestro behind horror classics such as Coronashark, Don’t Crap in the Woods, The Caveman Massacre Chronicles, Lost Planet of the Headless Lunchmeat Destroyer, Terror of the Invisible Beaver, Dawn of the Man with a Thousand Wangs, Zombie Yeti from Uranus, Revenge of the Dying Leprechaun, Nightmare of the Nude, The Masturbating Cabin in the Woods and The 2-Headed Mangler from Outer Space. Wilma Fingerdoo has become known for capitalizing on crap. And so has Disney.
So there you have it. Don’t ask and you shall receive. Not much else is known about The Cocaine Mermaid, but if it’s to follow Cocaine Bear, you can expect a mermaid to inhale a butt load of cocaine and then kill people, which sounds pretty fun. Finally, the Disney summer blockbuster we’ve been waiting for.
It looks like Cocaine Bear may have kickstarted the newest craze in horror! As they say, cocaine is a hell of a drug. Let us know your thoughts down below. All racist comments will be deleted.
In other news, Jim Carrey would return for Ace Ventura 3 under one condition. Fewer transphobic jokes!
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Scoop by Kareem O’Weet