Weng Weng 3-Way
Ernesto de la Cruz (AKA Weng Weng) was a Filipino actor and martial artist. He was 2 feet, 9 inches tall, and listed in the Guinness World Records as the shortest adult actor in a leading role. We put three of his action films against each other to see what would come out on top. We watched For Y'ur Height Only, Wild Wild Weng and the Impossible Kid. May the best Weng Weng win.
BRAD'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: FYHO The Hidden Island
Best Character: FYHO Agent 00
Best Screen Duo: WWW Mr. Weng & Gordon
Best Villain/Antagonist: FYHO Mr. Giant
Best Hero/Protagonist: FYHO Agent 00
Best Kill: WWW Mr. Weng mowing down the enemy with a Gatling gun
WTF: FYHO Columbus: "There's a lot of dough in this dough...."
Best Score or Soundtrack: IK Ruby Tokem Tia
Best Quote: FYHO Mr. Kieser: "That little man has done it to us again. He's made a monkey out of the forces of evil. I declare war on that little stinker."
Best Screenplay: WWW Cora Ridon Caballes
Best Special Achievement: FYHO Ernesto de la Cruz is the shortest adult actor in a leading role
Best Supporting Actor/Actress: WWW Max Laurel
Best Lead Actor/Actress: FYHO Ernesto de la Cruz
Best Scene: FYHO Samurai Sword Fight
Defining Moment: TIE FYHO & IK Agent 00's Jet-pack & Canary Yellow Motorcycle
Best Director: FYHO Eddie Nicart
Wildcard: FYHO Trademark Sliding Attack Award
Best Picture: For Y'ur Height Only
Total after deductions:
Wild Wild Weng: 4
For Y'ur Height Only: 12
The Impossible Kid: 2
wayne'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: FYHO The Hidden Island
Best Character: FYHO Agent 00
Best Screen Duo: WWW Mr. Weng & Gordon
Best Villain/Antagonist: WWW Senor Sebastian
Best Hero/Protagonist: IK Agent 00
Best Kill: WWW Lupo stabbing the Indian
WTF: WWW Mr. Weng getting stuffed under Gordon's Robe
Best Score or Soundtrack: IK Ruby Tokem Tia
Best Quote: FYHO Columbus: "There's a lot of dough in this dough...."
Best Screenplay: IK Cora Ridon Caballes
Best Special Achievement: IK Stunt work
Best Supporting Actor/Actress: WWW Max Laurel
Best Lead Actor/Actress: FYHO Ernesto de la Cruz
Best Scene: WWW 3rd act finale
Defining Moment: FYHO Last scene
Best Director: IK Eddie Nicart
Wildcard: FYHO Ladies Man Award
Best Picture: Wild Wild Weng
Total after deductions:
Wild Wild Weng: 8
For Y'ur Height Only: 6
The Impossible Kid: 5
Matt'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: IK Senor Manolo Cervantes' Yacht
Best Character: FYHO Agent 00
Best Screen Duo: WWW Mr. Weng & Gordon
Best Villain/Antagonist: WWW Senor Sebastian
Best Hero/Protagonist: FYHO Agent 00
Best Kill: WWW Dynamite kill
WTF: IK The "pretty boy" pool scene
Best Score or Soundtrack: IK Pablo Vergara
Best Quote: FYHO Thugs: "It's like he's in league with the devil.."
Best Screenplay: FYHO Cora Ridon Caballes
Best Special Achievement: FYHO Fight Choreography
Best Supporting Actor/Actress: FYHO Beth Sandoval
Best Lead Actor/Actress: TIE FYHO & WWW Ernesto de la Cruz
Best Scene: FYHO Hotel Fight
Defining Moment: FYHO Jet-pack scene
Best Director: FYHO Eddie Nicart
Wildcard: IK Best Improvised Prop Award
Best Picture: For Y'ur Height Only
Total after deductions:
Wild Wild Weng: 4
For Y'ur Height Only: 11
The Impossible Kid: 3
JEREMY'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: WWW 18th Century California
Best Character: FYHO Agent 00
Best Screen Duo: IK Agent 00 & Canary Yellow Motorcycle
Best Villain/Antagonist: FYHO Mr. Giant
Best Hero/Protagonist: IK Agent 00
Best Kill: WWW Mr. Weng mowing down the enemy with a Gatling gun
WTF: WWW Ninjas?!?
Best Score or Soundtrack: IK Pablo Vergara
Best Quote: FYHO Random: "I wonder if she does weddings and Bar Mitzvah's?"
Best Screenplay: IK Cora Ridon Caballes
Best Special Achievement: FYHO Ernesto de la Cruz is the shortest adult actor in a leading role
Best Supporting Actor/Actress: WWW Max Laurel
Best Lead Actor/Actress: WWW Ernesto de la Cruz
Best Scene: FYHO Gadget Scene
Defining Moment: IK Breaking the 4th wall
Best Director: WWW Eddie Nicart
Wildcard: IK Best Martial Arts Award
Best Picture: For Y'ur Height Only
Total after deductions:
Wild Wild Weng: 5
For Y'ur Height Only: 8
The Impossible Kid: 6