Trey Parker & Matt Stone Marathon
Trey Parker and Matt Stone are best known for creating “South Park”, Comedy Central’s acclaimed, long-running animated series. However, they are hardly one-hit wonders. In addition to writing the Tony-winning musical The Book of Mormon, they have brought us several cult classic films. We’ve compiled these films into our latest marathon, and they are:
Cannibal! The Musical
Orgazmo
BASEketball
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
Team America: World Police
Was Alferd Packer really a song-and-dance man? Does everyone have AIDS? What would Brian Boitano do? Fire up the Orgazmotron … and let’s talk about movies!
BRAD’S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: America Panama City
Best Character: America Spottswoode
Best Screen Duo: SP Terrance & Phillip
Best Villain/Antagonist: TIE America & SP Kim Jong-Il & Saddam Hussein
Best Hero/Protagonist: America Gary Johnston
Best Kill/Death/Defeat: America The Death of Susan Sarandon
WTF: America Puppet Sex
Best Score or Soundtrack: SP Marc Shaiman, Trey Parker & Matt Stone
Best Quote: America Gary/Guy in Bar: “See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!”
Best Screenplay: SP Trey Parker, Matt Stone & Pam Brady
Best Special Achievement: America Craftsmanship
Best Supporting Actor/Actress: Orgazmo Dian Bachar
Best Lead Actor/Actress: Orgazmo Trey Parker
Best Scene: America The Bar Scene
Defining Moment: TIE America & SP America, F**k Yeah & Uncle F**ker
Best Director: America Trey Parker & Matt Stone
Worst Picture: BASEketball
Wildcard: Orgazmo The I’m Glad It Didn’t Suck Award
Best Picture: Team America
Total after deductions:
Team America: World Police: 11
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut: 5
BASEketball: Negative 1
Orgazmo: 3
Cannibal! The Musical: 0
KYLE’S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: America Mt. Rushmore
Best Character: BASE Squeak Scolari
Best Screen Duo: BASE Joe Cooper & Doug Remer
Best Villain/Antagonist: America Kim Jong-Il
Best Hero/Protagonist: Orgazmo Joe Young/Orgazmo
Best Kill/Death/Defeat: CTM Alfred kills crew in beginning
WTF: SP Brian Boitano paid for rights
Best Score or Soundtrack: SP Marc Shaiman, Trey Parker & Matt Stone
Best Quote: America Panamanian: “No Me Gusta!”
Best Screenplay: Orgazmo Trey Parker, Matt Stone
Best Special Achievement: TIE America & Orgazmo Puppets/Practical Effects & Not Showing Any Boobs
Best Supporting Actor/Actress: BASE Dian Bachar
Best Lead Actor/Actress: Orgazmo Trey Parker
Best Scene: TIE BASE & SP Inventing BASEketball and Song Reprisals
Defining Moment: SP Blame Canada at the Oscars
Best Director: America Trey Parker & Matt Stone
Worst Picture: Cannibal! The Musical
Wildcard: Orgazmo Running Joke Award
Best Picture: South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
Total after deductions:
Team America: World Police: 5
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut: 4
BASEketball: 4
Orgazmo: 5
Cannibal! The Musical: 0
NATHAN’S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: BASE Beers Garden
Best Character: BASE Doug Remer
Best Screen Duo: BASE Joe Cooper & Doug Remer
Best Villain/Antagonist: Orgazmo Maxxx Orbison
Best Hero/Protagonist: TIE Orgazmo & BASE Joe Young/Orgazmo & Joe Cooper
Best Kill/Death/Defeat: Orgazmo Orgazmo Defeats Maxxx
WTF: Base Derp Origins
Best Score or Soundtrack: SP Marc Shaiman, Trey Parker & Matt Stone
Best Quote: BASE Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: “Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!”
Best Screenplay: SP Trey Parker, Matt Stone & Pam Brady
Best Special Achievement: SP Guiness Record for Most Profanity in an Animated Film
Best Supporting Actor/Actress: TIE BASE & Orgazmo Dian Bachar
Best Lead Actor/Actress: BASE Trey Parker
Best Scene: SP Kyle’s Mom’s A Bitch
Defining Moment: CTM It’s A Shpadoinkle Day
Best Director: SP Trey Parker
Worst Picture: Team America: World Police
Wildcard: CTM The Trapper Appreciation Award
Best Picture: BASEketball
Total after deductions:
Team America: World Police: Negative 1
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut: 5
BASEketball: 8
Orgazmo: 4
Cannibal! The Musical: 2
WAYNE’S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: BASE Stadiums
Best Character: SP Eric Cartman
Best Screen Duo: Orgazmo Orgazmo & Choda Boy
Best Villain/Antagonist: America Kim Jong-Il
Best Hero/Protagonist: Orgazmo Joe Young/Orgazmo
Best Kill/Death/Defeat: America The Death of Susan Sarandon
WTF: CTM Costumes
Best Score or Soundtrack: SP Marc Shaiman, Trey Parker & Matt Stone
Best Quote: Orgazmo Maxxx Orbison: “No, you couldn’t just call them the Naughty Twins. They’re the Ass F**k Twins. Why would you call them The Naughty Twins when they get f**ked in the ass all the time?”
Best Screenplay: SP Trey Parker, Matt Stone & Pam Brady
Best Special Achievement: CTM The Concept
Best Supporting Actor/Actress: Orgazmo Dian Bachar
Best Lead Actor/Actress: SP Trey Parker
Best Scene: America Puppet Sex
Defining Moment: SP Satan Singing
Best Director: America Trey Parker
Worst Picture: BASEketball
Wildcard: BASE Remember Jenny McCarthy Award
Best Picture: Orgazmo
Total after deductions:
Team America: World Police: 4
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut: 5
BASEketball: 1
Orgazmo: 7
Cannibal! The Musical: 1