Scarlett Johansson’s Toxic Behavior Exposed!
Scarlett Johansson is reportedly suing the pants off Disney for breaching her contract by offering Black Widow, her solo Marvel superhero movie, for rent on its streaming service Disney+ at the same time it debuted the film in cinemas. In her complaint, she alleged that her contract guaranteed exclusive theatrical release and argued that the hybrid release model led to a reduction in her compensation. Disney said the company “has fully complied with Ms. Johansson's contract and there was no merit whatsoever" to the suit. Furthermore, the release of Black Widow on Disney+ with Premier Access “has significantly enhanced her ability to earn additional compensation on top of the $20 million she has received to date." The corporation also called the complaint "especially sad and distressing in its callous disregard for the horrific and prolonged global effects of the COVID-19 pandemic."
However, one of the unnamed head honchos over at the Walt Disney Company told our partners over at NutFlex what really went down between Scarlett Johansson and Disney. This inside scoop comes a few weeks after Scarlett Johansson filed a lawsuit against the company. The unnamed head honcho over at Disney had this to say …
“We had a meeting with ScarJo and she was being all dramatic, she reminded me of a crazy ex. She was spouting off stuff like unfair revenue streams, double standards, hypocrites, gendered character attacks, and a bunch of other bullshit. Why? Because we renegotiated a new and better deal with Dwayne Johnson for Jungle Cruise? Why? Because we gave Free Guy and Shang-Chi a 45-day theatrical window? Or maybe she’s just jealous that we inked a new deal with Emma Stone for Cruella 2? Hard telling! At first, we thought her knee-jerk reaction was due to it being her time of the month. We gave her the benefit of the doubt. We quickly realized it was the time of the month where we had to put our foot down and show her who the boss was!" he said. "Newsflash for Scarlett, it’s pure and simple, as the business evolves and transforms, you either evolve with it or get left in the dust. Look, let’s be honest here, she’s not Dwayne ‘the Rock’ Johnson. She’s no Ryan Reynolds. Hell, she’s no Emma Stone! We didn’t want to bruise her ego or anything, but her celebrity star is fading. It’s nothing personal. It’s just business.”
He continued, "Besides, she’s not getting any younger. She’s gained a little weight. She's had a kid. She’s losing that Iron Man 2 sex appeal that brings in that extra box office moolah. Long story short, she asked for fair compensation. We said no. What are we, charity? We’re not the March of Dimes. She got her knickers in a twist. So naturally, we cut all ties and projects with her. We were doing a Tower of Terror movie with her - CANCELED! And it’s a shame! It would’ve been a nice experiment to see if she was bankable outside of the MCU. If she gets her tits in order, pulls the wedge out of her ass and apologizes for her toxic behavior, we may consider inviting her to the Cruella 2 premiere.”
The actress’s agent, Bryan Lourd, is supposedly shell-shocked by these toxic accusations and has not yet commented.
What do our readers think? Are you surprised by Scarlett Johansson‘s unladylike response? How will this lawsuit end? Would you like to see Dwayne Johnson play Black Widow in a sequel? Were you looking forward to Tower of Terror as much as we weren’t? Would you prefer to see Dwayne Johnson and Ryan Reynolds in Tower of Terror instead? We will keep you updated on this breaking story as events unfold.
In other news, Gina Carano is making her first movie since Disney fired her from The Mandalorian. Carano is set to star opposite Caitlyn Jenner in a horror musical titled “Trans-O-Vania”. The story is about two fast-talking transvestites who travel to Transylvania in order to escape from gangbangers whom they witnessed committing a crime. The movie will be written by George Wing (50 First Dates) and directed by Darren Lynn Bousman (Repo! The Genetic Opera). Stay Woke, Videoland!
Scoop by Mike Oxlittle