Quentin Tarantino’s Final Movie Will Be A Harvey Weinstein Biopic Titled “Little Cock of Horrors”
Harvey Weinstein was convicted Monday at his sexual assault trial in New York. The disgraced Hollywood mogul was led out of the courtroom in handcuffs. While walking out of court, Harvey Weinstein spoke to reporters...
"I have an ancient demon living inside of my penis that makes me assault women,” he announced. When asked about the demon, Weinstein explained further, “Most of the time the demon speaks in Latin and I don’t understand him, but every once in a while he’ll speak in English. He’ll say FEED ME, HARVEY! FEED ME! I can’t stop it. He feeds on defenseless women. I'm innocent! I'm innocent! How could this happen in America? Oh God, somebody please help me!”
The verdict followed weeks of graphic testimony from a string of accusers. Harvey’s accusers told reporters that the demon story is a bid for sympathy. None of the accusers saw a demon, just a tiny penis that looked like a vagina and smelled like poop. One accuser described Harvey’s penis as “a piece of chewed up bubblegum.” Another accuser called it “a dead-penis-type thing with no balls”.
Also, days after Harvey told the world about the demon in his pants, The BloJo Movie Network was informed that a Harvey Weinstein biopic titled “Little Cock of Horrors” was being fast tracked by a major studio. The movie is expected to be one of the weirdest, scariest, and controversial projects currently kicking around Hollywood.
Here's the leaked premise: Harvey Weinstein discovers that a demon lives in his penis. The creature takes over his body and seeks out defenseless women to have sexual intercourse with.
Currently, the script is going through what is rumored as “colorful treatments.” Supposedly, the script will look past the facts to capture the feel of Harvey Weinstein’s life.
Our sources tell us that you can expect the script to exaggerate a few plot points, especially the more perverse elements. Our sources also added that the movie is supposed to make you ask the question, “WTF did I just watch?”
Currently, Quentin Tarantino is attached to the project and could possibly make it his 10th and final film. It’s been suggested that QT will give Harvey’s accusers final script approval, which would be a first. And If that’s the case, you can expect Harvey’s Weinstein’s biopic to be something special indeed.
We reached out to Quentin Tarantino for comments and he replied, “Let’s be honest, nobody believes this demon stuff, but it will make for a kick-ass movie with a rich commentary on the #MeTooMovement. History is written by victors. And I know some ladies who can’t wait to give Harvey Weinstein an exorcism. Revenge is a dish best served cold.”
Could this be the #MeTooMovement movie we need right now? “Little Cock of Horrors” is coming together quick and we will be keeping our eyes open for any further updates.
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