A movie buff accidentally confuses Bloodsport with Kickboxer
A movie buff who will go unnamed told reporters Sunday that he was embarrassed after confusing Bloodsport with Kickboxer.
“Oh my god, all the other movie buffs are going to think I’m some sort of goof,” said Mr. Movie Buff. “I just feel embarrassed and ashamed of myself. Even though Bloodsport and Kickboxer are similar, there are plenty of things that differentiate the two. All of this started with me wanting to watch Bloodsport, but then I accidentally watched Kickboxer instead and wrote up an entire review on the movie. Ugh, I feel so stupid? How am I ever going to look at myself in the mirror again. What’s next? Confusing King Kong with Godzilla? Alien with Predator? Rocky with Raging Bull? Clueless with Mean Girls? Moon with Sunshine? Godfather with Goodfellas? How will I ever be respected in the movie space again? I have lost all credibility and I am spiraling out of control.”
At press time, Mr Movie Buff has had all of his streaming services cancelled and has been given a very painful Van Damme kick to the nuts.
What do our readers think? Was this a simple mistake, or is there more to the story? Has this type of mistake happened before? Maybe artificial intelligence wrote this entire story. Maybe reality is just an illusion, and we are all actually floating in pods of fluid? How deep does this rabbit hole really go? We will keep you updated as we learn more.
* If you or someone you know is experiencing a movie related crisis, please get help immediately.
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Scoop by Camille François Van Hamenberg