Mark Wahlberg Can’t See His Penis After Gaining Weight For Ron Jeremy Biopic!
Hollywood star Mark Wahlberg, who played Dirk Diggler's gigantic penis in “Boogie Nights”, looked unrecognizable since gaining 100 pounds for his latest project, “Porno the Hedgehog: The Life of Ron Jeremy.”
New photos show the former Calvin Klein underwear model obviously looking fatter, especially around the stomach area and face, to complete the transformation of the controversial porn star, Ron Jeremy.
Wahlberg has reportedly been working on this passion project for multiple years. He’s been open about gaining weight for the role, sharing several updates about watching the scale tip past the point of no return. Today, Wahlberg posted on his Instagram that he was about 50 pounds past a heart attack, and his stomach sticks out further than his dickie-do.
Chef Paul Wahlberg is helping his brother Mark put on the 100 pounds. The customized 20,000-calorie meal plan for the “Transformers” actor is considered by some to be unhealthy. In order to help gain weight quickly, the former hunky action star began wolfing down multiple half-pound Wahlburgers a day thanks to a customized meal plan by his brother Paul. The BloJo Movie Network reached out to Mark’s brother Chef Paul Wahlberg concerning his daily regimen and here’s what he said:
“We try to hit 20,000 calories a day, but it’s not easy for anyone to take in that much junk food. We’re trying to build the physique of a pudgy middle-aged man with whom millions of men can easily identify. Luckily, Mark is part owner of Wahlburgers Burger Restaurant, so he has a full menu at his disposal. He’s eating triple cheeseburgers, donuts, milk shakes … anything and everything he can get his hands on. When he first wakes up, he eats a massive ‘Triple Heart Attack Wahldecker,’ which includes an extra six strips of bacon and a squirt of Marky Mark special sauce. Just for Wahl flavor. He then washes it all down with a case of beer and a milk shake. That’s just his morning intake. He then eats a few other meals consisting of burritos, pasta, pizza, cookies, and Twizzlers. Mark ends his day with our signature ‘Impossible Burger’ and 10 ‘Crispy Fried Pickles’ right before bed. He also masturbates and does cock push-ups every hour to help build up his sexual stamina for the role of Ron Jeremy. He carries quite the load and is always working hard.”
The Ron Jeremy biopic is rumored to hit Netflix on Christmas Day 2025. The project will be helmed by “Boogie Nights” director Paul Thomas Anderson and is set to cover Ron Jeremy’s entire life, including the numerous rape and sexual assault charges. Bestiality. Eating babies. Necrophilia. And more.
What do our readers think? Were you surprised to see Marky Mark’s body transformation? Is this the biopic we need right now? Will Paul Thomas Anderson satisfy audiences or will “Porno the Hedgehog: The Life of Ron Jeremy” be a pretentious snooze fest? We will keep you updated on this breaking story as events unfold. Stay Woke, Videoland!
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