LEAKED! If You Want To Know What Happens In The WandaVision Finale, Here You Go!
Some test footage from WandaVision leaked onto the dark web on Friday. Marvel Studios usually has their secrets closely guarded. But with weeks left before WandaVision’s series finale, MAJOR SPOILERS have leaked online. Now, Marvel Studios Kevin Feige has addressed these leaks, saying:
“This is not cool. Whoever leaked this footage better be careful or he'll end up getting snapped. We don’t play like this at Marvel. We will be avenged!”
In our opinion, Kevin Feige seems a little perturbed.
Spoiler Alerts For Episode 9
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Last Warning
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Each bullet point is a different scene, and not necessarily in order. You’ve been warned!
* We get our first look at the series’ big bad, Mephisto (Jon Lovitz). Great casting! He’s 10 ft. tall, dark red, has long pointy teeth, and a black goatee. This scene is a flashback that shows Wanda making a pact—a deal with the devil, if you will. She agrees to give her children to Mephisto if and when she has any. Wanda enters the sitcom-verse and says, “They took everything from me. I will make them pay by making them watch old TV shows.” She falls to her knees with tears in her eyes. Mephisto disappears into the shadows and says, “She’s losing her mind. And I'm reaping all the benefits.”
* Wanda’s eyes glow red and she unleashes a powerful scream which cracks the Westview bubble. There’s a big explosion and the mutants are created. However, not the mutants you think. More on that later. Wanda is disoriented, and it sounds like she mumbles the words “Tony Stark is alive.”
* Thor, Captain America, and Iron Man are not in the finale. I think it’s important to point that out. So keep your expectations in check.
* Deadpool makes a surprise cameo in the sitcom-verse explaining how he got his “fourth-wall-breaking powers.” In a black and white scene, he’s dressed like Lucy from the I Love Lucy show. He looks at the camera and says, “Well, I guess we're not in Kansas anymore. Also, whose kitty litter did I just shit in?” It’s awesome! It’s the one thing I wish I hadn’t spoiled for you.
* Jimmy Woo tells Darcy through an earpiece, “Hey. Can you hear me?” And then he says, “Would you like to go out sometime … like on a date?” She says yes.
* Late in the second act, Vision tells Wanda he wants a divorce and that he has become emotionally detached because of her constant lying and manipulation. He also tells her that he is in love with someone else. He’s been in a relationship with Wonder Wan (Nathan Fillion) and they are leaving the bubble and taking the kids with them.
* Twist! SPOILERS! I was blown away when they tied WandaVision to Into the Spiderverse. First of all, I was NOT expecting to see a cameo by Spider-Pig. Second, I was not expecting the show to parody the episode “IFT” from “Breaking Bad” by having Wanda punish Vision by having an affair with that cartoon web slinger. Also, she tells him this after he tells her about his relationship with Wonder Man. We were expecting the multi-verse but not multiple affairs. That said, the cartoon nudity was tastefully done and exactly as I had imagined and hoped for.
* The “Luke Skywalker Level Moment” will confuse and split the fanbase. Wanda is saddened, shaking and desperate. In her emotional state, Wanda realizes she is going to need help to get her children back from Vision and Wonder Man. She summons the help of an individual who knows the pain of losing children, none other than Frank Castle. However, it’s not Frank Castle who shows up. Quicksilver (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) zooms in, says, "Hey, Sis. Didn't see that one coming, did you?" Angry, with burning red eyes, Wanda replies, "Yes, I did. Now, why did you have to die on me?!" She shoots two balls of red energy at him, and he cries out "Not again!" before getting blown to smithereens.
* But the biggest shock of all is when we get our first confirmed usage of ‘mutant’ in the MCU. Many have speculated that it would be coming, but Kevin Feige throws another one of his massive curveballs. No, it isn’t an X-Men character. These mutants are of a teenage ninja turtle variety. Michael Bay was brought in to consult since Disney has always respected Bay’s original idea to make those four green pizza loving bastards aliens. That ‘cameo’ that Bettany talked about? Corey. Fucking. Feldman!
* End Credit Scene 1: We get an interesting multiverse scene that will break the Internet. A portal opens up and we see David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury, Dolph Lundgren as The Punisher, Ben Affleck as Daredevil and Topher Grace as Venom. David Hasselhoff looks at the other men and says, “I have an idea called the Avengers Initiative. This idea will bring together a group of remarkable people. They will become something more. They will work together when the people need them to fight the battles they never could.” And he ends by saying, “We are Groot!” You think the scene ends there? Think again! Justin Bieber will be introduced as a gender swapped Dazzler. He appears from the shadows and says, “Boys get it done!” End scene.
* End Credit Scene 2: Jimmy Woo and Darcy Lewis kiss each other. It’s cute.
What do our readers think? Are you excited for Mephisto? Thoughts on Jon Lovitz playing the devil? Is Tony Stark alive? Were you expecting the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to pop up? Were you surprised by the multiple affairs? How long will Vision and Wonder Man last? Will Wanda and Spider-Pig get married? Will the Multiverse Avengers take on Kang the Conqueror?? We will keep you updated with more leaks as we learn more.
In other news, Armie Hammer has been cast in Silence of the Lambs: The Musical opposite Brie Larson. He's playing the character of Hannibal Lecter in the remake. Also, Tom Holland is in final negotiations to play Bumbleberg McDickie, a porn star who arguably has the biggest package in porn. The Russo Brothers are rumored to direct. Coming Soon!
Scoop by Wolfgang von Stroker