James Cameron reveals that Avatar came to him while he was tripping on acid and watching Smurf porn
150 years ago, James Cameron blessed us with his masterpiece Avatar. The movie made box office history and is currently sitting at the top of the list of highest-grossing films of all time. The undisputed champion is all set to break more records as it is returning with a sequel in December.
But how did James Cameron come up with the idea for Avatar and its sequels? Well, the director sat down with our friends over at The BloJo Movie Network and answered that question.
James Cameron revealed that he was inspired while he was tripping on acid and watching Smurf porn. He said…
“I dropped acid and I saw this kind of bioluminescent forest with these trees that looked kind of like fiber-optic lamps, this river that was glowing bioluminescent particles, and kind of purple moss on the ground that lit up when you walked on it. I also saw tall and skinny blue alien people with yellow eyes having sex with blue alien horses, and afterward, they would fly away with each other spiritually entangled. And then I saw these ships, kind of like living Frisbees. It was all really trippy, man. The next day I sobered up with a bottle of Vodka, swallowed some mushrooms, masturbated to Smurf porn, and watched Dances with Wolves. And—walla! That’s how I came up with the idea for Avatar.”
The Titanic director further added that he was so excited about his Avatar ideas that he repeated the whole process over and over again, but this time in his bathtub. And—walla! That’s how the sequels were created.
Also, out of nowhere, he took a subtle dig at Marvel, as Cameron added, “Marvel is stupid kid s**t.”
What do our readers think? Will you be watching Cameron’s latest trippy, interspecies Na'vi thirst trap? Is Marvel stupid kids s**t? We will be sure to keep you updated as more information becomes available.
In other news, a movie is currently being written about an average guy who out of nowhere becomes the strongest person in the universe. There is also a woman who is very pretty and ends up falling madly in love with the guy and having sex with him. The guy saves the universe. The movie is currently still untitled but is set to be the first in a trilogy. More on this movie coming soon.
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