Exclusive! After The Success Of WandaVision, Marvel Studios Is Changing The Names Of All The X-Men
The BloJo Movie Network has learned that Marvel top dog Kevin Feige is bringing the long-estranged X-Men into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. However, with the recent success of WandaVision and everyone loving the reveal that Evan Peters was actually playing Ralph Bohner and not Quicksilver from the X-Men movies, the studio has decided to rename all of the X-Men inappropriate names. Going forward, classic characters like Wolverine, Magneto, Xavier, and Quicksilver will be renamed Cock, Ass, Pussy, and Boner, aka Quickboner. BloJo also states that the upcoming Mutants movie will be titled The SeX-Men.
After over a dozen movies created under the 20th Century Fox banner, Marvel Comics’ X-Men are finally taking their first steps into a larger and apparently more juvenile world. With so little information at this time, it’s hard to know what to expect from the creative minds over at Marvel Studios. All we know is that the brand is in good hands. We can’t wait to see how the mutants SHWING into the MCU.
How excited are you for The SeX-Men to be a part of the MCU? Will this be another R-rated film like Deadpool 3? What other characters do you think will pop up? Will it be the traditional characters we grew up with or are a new bunch of mutants being created? We can see the MCU coming up with a plethora of spanking new characters. The possibilities are endless. Do you have any character suggestions? We’re personally rooting for names like Nipples and Wang. Anyway, is this the reboot you’ve been waiting for? Let us know your theories in the comment section below. We are so excited to be able to share this information with you, and we hope to have the opportunity to update you on The SeX-Men as more information becomes available.
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