Deadpool 3 Plot Leak! This is AWFUL!
The upcoming Deadpool 3 has recently started preproduction, with Shawn Levy writing and directing. Ryan Reynolds is expected to return as Deadpool and Hugh Jackman will play a fictionalized version of himself. Deadpool 3 opens on November 8th, 2024, and is currently under the working title “The Unbearable Weight of Disappointment.”
The project has been shrouded in so much secrecy that it’s hard to say what is real. Up until now, there’s been nothing concrete to go off of. But as of today, Deadpool fans are being warned to stay away from social media after a Reddit leak by NoobMaster69 was found circulating online. So, is this information worth a hill of pinto beans?
Warning: Spoilers. Read at your own risk…
Deadpool 3 opens with a hilarious 3-minute music video that sets the stage for the chaos to come. In true Deadpool fashion, he breaks the 4th wall and addresses the audience, all while Aerosmith’s “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing” is swelling over the opening sequence. The opening sequence also features a montage of crayon drawings that revisit scenes from the Fox movies and the MCU.
After the opening sequence, Deadpool then tells the audience he can’t find Wolverine in the multiverse so he’ll just have to kidnap the actor Hugh Jackman and make him pretend to be the character he played in the multiple Fox movies. Together, Deadpool and Hugh Jackman (the actor) must travel the multiverse while also discovering their special purpose.
Also, take this with a grain of salt, but supposedly there’s a Green Lantern dream sequence that shows Deadpool reciting the Green Lantern oath. A Rocky training sequence takes place after the oath with Deadpool shooting green penis bullets from his ring at moving vagina targets. Afterward, he rides off on a unicorn while drinking tequila. Deadpool is wearing a bandana identical to what Daniel LaRusso and Mr. Miyagi wore in the Karate Kid.
Next, Deadpool meets the real Hugh Jackman for chimichangas. The actor tells Deadpool he won’t return as Wolverine. Deadpool then kidnaps the real Huge Jackman. The two get involved in a multiversal road trip through MCU. During the 2nd act, MODOK brutally murders the real Hugh Jackman. Again, take this with a grain of salt.
During the 3rd act, we find out it was all a dream. Deadpool wakes up to hear Colossus telling him, “four or five moments - that's all it takes to become a hero. Everyone thinks it's a full-time job. Wake up a hero. Brush your teeth a hero. Go to work a hero.” Deadpool says “Blah Blah Blah.” Deadpool then tells Colossus, “Stick a sock in it, Iron Buns. I’m out of here. Tell Xavier and the House of Freaks & Geeks I said sayonara. Don’t wait up. I love you.” He then uses the updated time travel device from Deadpool 2 and travels to a completely different universe. Shenanigans ensue.
The plot leak also says that the Deadpool 3 timeline is messy, but it’s going to be one hell of a ride. Our friends over at The BloJo Movie Network were told the following…
“It’s more or less a movie where Deadpool and Hugh Jackman will be hanging out, exploring universes, and making fun of every MCU trope along the way. Deadpool 2 introduced time travel and, like much of the X-Men universe, it makes no sense. But we're going to try our best to make sense of it all!”
We were also told that there will be two mid-credit scenes. The first scene will show Deadpool traveling to Wolverine’s grave in Logan. While there, he debates whether or not to bring him back to life for a spin-off movie. Ultimately, he decides to dig up his body and says, “Rise and shine, Wolfie. The box office needs you. And so does Marvel. Phase 4 was a real crapfest.”
The second mid-credit scene shows Colossus in bed with Xavier and Magneto. There has always been debate over whether or not Colossus is gay in the X-Men comics. Let’s just say this scene doesn’t leave you hangin. Or does it?
Experts say a leak like this likely won't deter fans from going to see the film on its opening weekend. However, we beg to differ.
What do our readers think? Are you looking forward to Deadpool 3? We will keep you updated with more leaks as we learn more.
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Scoop by Holden Hiscock