Cop Grabs Man's Penis On The Set Of Ms. Marvel!
Our friends from The BloJo Movie Network have gotten a hold of an interesting photo from the set of the upcoming Disney+ Ms. Marvel. In the photo, an innocent bystander can be seen having his penis grabbed by a local police officer. The BloJo Movie Network supposedly talked with the man, and this is what he said.
“I was standing behind a barricade watching Ms. Marvel film an action scene, when out of nowhere, a cop grabbed my penis! I yelled at him. I screamed, ‘Don’t touch my penis!’ The cop just stared at me. He then grabbed it a second time, and I was like, WTF! I screamed louder, ‘DON’T TOUCH MY PENIS!’ Ms. Marvel turned around, flipped me the bird, and told me to get a life. I think she thought I was joking and that I was trying to ruin her scene. But the cop really grabbed my penis! It’s the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I felt weirded out. I felt ashamed. I didn’t know what to do. I froze. People with his kind of status, they think their power gives them the right to grab people by the penis. It’s so very wrong. And sick!”
The police officer’s lawyer, Jimmy Wang, said his client wasn’t trying to cop a feel. He thought the man was carrying a gun and he did what he had to do in order to protect Ms. Marvel.
“My client grabbed the man by his penis and realized it wasn’t a gun. The man screamed at my client, which embarrassed him. After the man screamed a second time, my client let go of his penis. Everyone in the crowd laughed. My client didn’t deserve to be humiliated like that in front of all those people. Look, I work with a lot of police officers. They’ve got a tough job, and lately they’ve had to put up with a lot of crap. His fellow officers have now nicknamed him Dick Tracy down at the precinct. That’s not cool. It has been unfortunate for everyone involved! I’d also like to add that Ms. Marvel had to reshoot her action scene! I’m hoping we can all just put this crazy stuff behind us!”
A rep for Disney supposedly confirmed the incident.
“This is crazy — getting your penis grabbed by a cop! Wow! We’re just glad the penis wasn’t a gun. Anyway, we can’t wait to grab your attention with our new American-Pakistani Muslim superhero series. Look for Ms. Marvel when it releases late 2021 to #DisneyPlus.”
In other news, Academy Award-winning director Martin Scorsese is releasing his first ever coloring book for cinephiles. The book will feature six brand new colorful gangster stories written by Scorsese himself. Currently, the book is slated to release in bookstores and comic stores on Saint Patrick's Day.
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