Terminator Marathon
The Terminator will be back, but until he is, we are doing a marathon. Our marathon includes The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Terminator Salvation, and Terminator Genisys. Let's talk about movies!
BRAD'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best T-800: T1
Worst John Connor: T3 Future Nick Stahl
Best John Connor: T2 Edward Furlong
Worst Terminator: Gen T-3000
Best Terminator: T2 T-800
Worst Location: T3 Desert Star Club
Best Location: T2 Steel Mill
Worst Terminator Moment: T3 Star shaped sunglasses
Best Terminator Moment: T2 Saying "Hasta La vista Baby!"
Worst Franchise Moment: Gen John Connor is a terminator?
Defining Moment: T2 Terminator thumbs up
Worst Quote: T3 Kate Brewster: "Next time bring a clue, not a paintball gun."
Best Quote: T2 "I'll be back"
Worst Machine: Sal Harvester
Best Machine: T3 Flying HK Drone
Terminator Best Kill: T2 Foster dad kill
Best Way to Terminate Machine: Gen Acid Bath
Best Comedic Beat: Gen Detective O'Brien "God damn time traveling robots covering up their God damn tracks."
Best Fight/Chase Scene: T2 Canal bike chase
Best Screenplay: T2
Best Supporting Actress/Actor: Gen J.K. Simmons
Worst Title: Genisys
Best Title: The Terminator
Mediocre Award: T3 T-X
WTF: Gen T-800 driving a truck in the future
Worst Picture: Gen
Best Picture: T2
Totals after deductions:
Terminator: 2
Terminator II: Judgment Day: 10
Terminator III: Rise of the Machines: 1
Terminator Salvation: 0
Terminator Genisys: 2
SETH'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best T-800: T2
Worst John Connor: Gen Jason Clarke
Best John Connor: Sal Christian Bale
Worst Terminator: Sal T-600
Best Terminator: T2 T-1000
Worst Location: T3 Desert Star Club
Best Location: T2 Steel Mill
Worst Terminator Moment: T3 "Talk to the hand"
Best Terminator Moment: T2 Mall hallway fight
Worst Franchise Moment: Gen Events of Genisys
Defining Moment: T1 Kyle Reese: “Come with me if you want to live.”
Worst Quote: T3 Terminator "Talk to the hand"
Best Quote: T2 "No fate, but what we make"
Worst Machine: T3 Flying HK Drone
Best Machine: Sal Moto-Terminator
Terminator Best Kill: T2 Insert deep answer from Seth Fisher here
Best way to Terminate a machine: T2 Heating it with liquid steel
Best Comedic Beat: Gen Detective O'Brien "God damn time traveling robots covering up their God damn tracks."
Best Fight/Chase Scene: T2 Steel Mill
Best Screenplay: T2
Best Supporting Actress/Actor: Gen J.K. Simmons
Worst Title: Genisys
Best Title: T2: Judgment Day
Mediocre Award: Gen Terminator Genisys movie
WTF: T2 Douglas licking Sarah while she was tied up at the Pescadero State Hospital
Worst Picture: T3
Best Picture: T2
Totals after deductions:
Terminator: 1
Terminator II: Judgment Day: 11
Terminator III: Rise of the Machines: Negative 1
Terminator Salvation: 2
Terminator Genisys: 2
AARON'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best T-800: T2
Worst John Connor: T3 Future Nick Stahl
Best John Connor: T2 Michael Edwards
Worst Terminator: Gen T-3000
Best Terminator: T2 T-1000
Worst Location: Gen Golden Gate Bridge
Best Location: T2 Steel Mill
Worst Terminator Moment: Gen T-800 rigged up to drive resistance fighters
Best Terminator Moment: T2 Terminator peeling flesh
Worst Franchise Moment: Gen Pops becomes T-1000
Defining Moment: T2 Terminator thumbs up
Worst Quote: Gen Kyle Reese "Protect my Sarah"
Best Quote: T2 "Come with me if you want to live"
Worst Machine: T2 Coffee machine
Best Machine: T2 John Connor's Atari Portfolio
Terminator Best Kill: T2 Foster dad kill
Best Way to Terminate a Machine: Gen Acid Bath
Best Comedic Beat: Gen Detective O'Brien "God damn time traveling robots covering up their God damn tracks."
Best Fight/Chase Scene: T2 Steel Mill
Best Screenplay: T1
Best Supporting Actress/Actor: T2 Robert Patrick
Worst Title: Genisys
Best Title: The Terminator
Mediocre Award: Sal Terminator Salvation movie
WTF: T3 T-X backseat driver
Worst Picture: T3
Best Picture: T2
Totals after deductions:
Terminator: 2
Terminator 2: Judgment Day: 12
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines: Negative 1
Terminator Salvation: 0
Terminator Genisys: 2