Road to Utopia vs Road to Morocco
Two of the most popular “Road” movies--starring Bing Crosby & Bob Hope--are going head-to-head in our first Versus of the year. Which rollicking misadventure will take the Golden Idol — Road to Utopia or Road to Morocco? You’ll either laugh yourself silly or be bored to tears. Let’s talk about movies!
BRAD'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: TIE Utopia & Morocco Alaska & Morocco
Best Character: Rubber Chicken
Best Screen Duo: Utopia Duke & Chester
Best Villain/Antagonist: Morocco Jeff Peters
Best Hero/Protagonist: Utopia Duke
WTF: Utopia Behind the Scenes Bear Story
Best Score or Soundtrack: Morocco Victor Young, Johnny Burke & Jimmy Van Heusen
Best Quote: Utopia Chester: “Why that dirty little …..” Duke: “I told you they wouldn’t let us say that.”
Best Screenplay: Utopia Melvin Frank & Norman Panama
Best Special Achievement: TIE Utopia & Morocco Screwball Pioneers
Best Supporting Actor/Actress: Utopia Bob Hope
Best Lead Actor/Actress: Utopia Bing Crosby
Best Scene: Morocco Retarded Scene
Defining Moment: Morocco Run Time
Best Director: Rubber Chicken
Wildcard: Utopia Best Breaking the Fourth Wall Award
Best Picture: Road to Utopia
Total after deductions:
Road to Utopia: 10
Road to Morocco: 6
WAYNE'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: Morocco Desert
Best Character: Utopia The dog
Best Screen Duo: Utopia Duke & Chester
Best Villain/Antagonist: Morocco Jeff Peters
Best Hero/Protagonist: Rubber Chicken
WTF: Utopia Behind the Scenes Bear Story
Best Score or Soundtrack: Morocco Victor Young, Johnny Burke & Jimmy Van Heusen
Best Quote: Utopia Chester: “What do you think of my underwear?” Duke: “Not much, but put it in there anyway.”
Best Screenplay: Utopia Melvin Frank & Norman Panama
Best Special Achievement: Rubber Chicken
Best Supporting Actor/Actress: Utopia Dorothy Lamour
Best Lead Actor/Actress: TIE Utopia & Morocco Bing Crosby & Bob Hope
Best Scene: Morocco Camel Spitting Scene
Defining Moment: TIE Utopia & Morocco End Credits
Best Director: Utopia Hal Walker
Wildcard: Morocco Best Song Award
Best Picture: Road to Utopia
Total after deductions:
Road to Utopia: 9
Road to Morocco: 7
KYLE'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: Utopia Cabin
Best Character: Utopia Sal Van Hoyden
Best Screen Duo: Utopia Sperry & McGurk
Best Villain/Antagonist: Utopia Sperry & McGurk
Best Hero/Protagonist: Rubber Chicken
WTF: Morocco Talking camels?
Best Score or Soundtrack: Morocco Victor Young, Johnny Burke & Jimmy Van Heusen
Best Quote: Utopia Chester Hooton: “If those hoodlums ever get off that boat, we'll be smiling ear to ear... with our throats!”
Best Screenplay: Utopia Melvin Frank & Norman Panama
Best Special Achievement: Utopia Working with bears
Best Supporting Actor/Actress: Utopia Dorothy Lamour
Best Lead Actor/Actress: Utopia Bob Hope
Best Scene: Utopia Magic Show
Defining Moment: Utopia The dog
Best Director: Utopia Hal Walker
Wildcard: Utopia Best Breaking the Fourth Wall Award
Best Picture: Road to Utopia
Total after deductions:
Road to Utopia: 16
Road to Morocco: 1
NATHAN'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: Morocco Morocco
Best Character: Morocco Jeff Peters
Best Screen Duo: Utopia Duke & Chester
Best Villain/Antagonist: Morocco Princess Shalmar
Best Hero/Protagonist: Rubber Chicken
WTF: Morocco Jeff walking through the streets of Morocco
Best Score or Soundtrack: Morocco Victor Young, Johnny Burke & Jimmy Van Heusen
Best Quote: Utopia Chester Hooton: “I'll have a lemonade. In a dirty glass.”
Best Screenplay: Utopia Melvin Frank & Norman Panama
Best Special Achievement: TIE Utopia & Morocco Talking Animals
Best Supporting Actor/Actress: Utopia Bob Hope
Best Lead Actor/Actress: Morocco Bing Crosby
Best Scene: Utopia Dynamite in the Hotel
Defining Moment: Morocco Bing Crosby’s voice
Best Director: Rubber Chicken
Wildcard: Morocco Best Picture Bonus Point
Best Picture: Road to Morocco
Total after deductions:
Road to Utopia: 6
Road to Morocco: 9