Pam Grier 3-Way
Pam Grier is, was, and will forever be a whole lotta woman, and to honor this legendary and groundbreaking actress we watched Coffy (1973), Foxy Brown (1974), and Jackie Brown (1997). There's no site better equipped to discuss the power of black women in cinema like Adventures in Videoland. Let's find out if Jackie Brown is Pam Grier's best movie, or just a glorified blaxploitation knockoff. Who will win this chocolate menage a trois? Fight!
BRAD'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: JB Max Cherry Bail Bonds
Best Character: JB Jackie Brown
Best Screen Duo: JB Jackie Brown and Max Cherry
Best Villain/Antagonist: JB Ordell Robbie
Best Hero/Protagonist: JB Jackie Brown
Best Kill: Coffy Car Lynching
WTF: Coffy Random titty grab from hooded men
Best Score or Soundtrack: JB The Delfonics, Bobby Womack, Brothers Johnson etc..
Best Quote: Foxy Foxy Brown -Vigilante justice? It's as American as apple pie.
Best Screenplay: JB QT
Best Cinematography: JB Guillermo Navarro
Best Supporting Actress: JB Bridget Fonda
Best Supporting Actor: JB Robert Forster
Best Actress: JB Pam Grier
Best Actor: JB Samuel L Jackson
Best Scene: JB TIE Across 11Oth Street Intro and ending titles
Best Defining Moment: JB Jackie Brown Mirror check
Best Director: JB QT
Best Picture: JB
Totals after deductions:
Jackie Brown: 16
Coffy: 1
Foxy Brown: 1
KYLE'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: Coffy Howard's lake house
Best Character: JB Max Cherry
Best Screen Duo: JB Jackie Brown and Max Cherry
Best Villain/Antagonist: JB Ordell Robbie
Best Hero/Protagonist: Coffy Coffy
Best Kill: Coffy Grover kill
WTF: Foxy Pickled penis
Best Score or Soundtrack: Coffy Original music by Roy Ayers and company
Best Quote: JB Max Cherry -Is white guilt supposed to make me forget that I run a business?
Best Screenplay: JB QT
Best Cinematography: JB Guillermo Navarro
Best Supporting Actress: Foxy Kathryn Loder
Best Supporting Actor: Coffy Robert DoQui
Best Actress: JB Pam Grier
Best Actor: JB Robert Forster
Best Scene: JB Max meets Jackie at the mall
Best Defining Moment: JB Across 11Oth Street ending titles
Best Director: JB QT
Best Picture: JB
Totals after deductions:
Jackie Brown: 12
Coffy: 5
Foxy Brown: 1
WAYNE'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: JB Prison
Best Character: JB Jackie Brown
Best Screen Duo: JB Jackie Brown and Max Cherry
Best Villain/Antagonist: Foxy Kathyrn Loder
Best Hero/Protagonist: JB Max Cherry
Best Kill: JB Beaumont shot in the trunk
WTF: Foxy Pickled penis
Best Score or Soundtrack: JB The Delfonics, Bobby Womack, Brothers Johnson etc..
Best Quote: Coffy Coffy -Maybe it will and maybe it wont, but if it do, you gonna fly through them pearly gates with the biggest f**king smile St. Peter ever seen
Best Screenplay: JB QT
Best Cinematography: Coffy Paul Lohmann
Best Supporting Actress: Foxy Kathryn Loder
Best Supporting Actor: JB Robert Forster
Best Actress: JB Pam Grier
Best Actor: JB Samuel L Jackson
Best Scene: Foxy Pulling gun from afro
Best Defining Moment: JB Across 11Oth Street ending titles. Beating the man!
Best Director: JB QT
Best Picture: JB
Totals after deductions:
Jackie Brown: 13
Coffy: 2
Foxy Brown: 3
NATHAN'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: JB Max Cherry Bail Bonds
Best Character: JB Ordell Robbie
Best Screen Duo: JB Jackie Brown and Max Cherry
Best Villain/Antagonist: JB Ordell Robbie
Best Hero/Protagonist: Coffy Coffy
Best Kill: JB Beaumont shot in the trunk
WTF: Coffy kills Vitroni in the poool, no blood
Best Score or Soundtrack: JB The Delfonics, Bobby Womack, Brothers Johnson etc..
Best Quote: Foxy Link Brown -That's my sister, baby, and she's a whole lotta woman
Best Screenplay: JB QT
Best Cinematography: JB Guillermo Navarro
Best Supporting Actress: Foxy (Worst) Rubber Chicken Award -Kathryn Loder
Best Supporting Actor: JB Robert Forster
Best Actress: JB Pam Grier
Best Actor: JB Samuel L Jackson
Best Scene: JB The killing of Beaumont Livingston
Best Defining Moment: JB Across 11Oth Street ending titles. Jackie singing in the car.
Best Director: JB QT
Best Picture: JB
Totals after deductions:
Jackie Brown: 15
Coffy: 1
Foxy Brown: 1