Mission Impossible Marathon

Good day, Videolander. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves watching this marathon, which includes Mission: Impossible, Mission: Impossible 2, Mission: Impossible 3, Mission:Impossible-Ghost Protocol, and Mission: Impossible-Rogue Nation. Enjoy! This message will self-destruct in five seconds. Let's talk about movies!

BRAD'S  GOLDEN IDOLS

1. Best Tom Cruise Run: M3 Running in the streets of Shanghai

2. Worst Disguise: M1 Tom Cruise as the Russian enforcer

3. Best Disguise: GP Tom Cruise as Bruce Springsteen tourist

4. Best Screenplay: M3

5. Best Stunt: GP Climbing up the Burj Kahlifa in Dubai

6. Best Title: Ghost Protocol

7. Best Tom Cruise Hairstyle: M3

8. Best Supporting Actor/Actress: TIE Ving Rhames

9. Best Leading Lady: RN Rebecca Ferguson

10. Worst Spy Gadget: GP Electromagnetic gloves

11. Best Spy Gadget: M1 Explosive gum

12. Best Kill: M3 Ethan Hunt killing Owen Davian

13. Best Mask Rip Off: M2 End scene

14. Worst Location: GP Parking garage

15. Best Location: RN Vienna Opera House

16. Worst Quote: M2 Anthony Hopkins "To go to bed with a man and lie to him? She's a woman, she has all the training she needs."

17. Best Quote: M1 Ethan Hunt: "Kittridge....you've never seen me very upset."

18. Worst Franchise Moment: M2 Slow-mo lovers spat car chase

19. Defining Moment: M1 Ethan Hunt hanging from cables in the vault

20. Worst Villain: M2 Sean Ambrose

21. Best Villain: M3 Owen Davian

22. Best Impossible Mission: RN Power station mission

23. WTF: M3 Ethan doesn't answer to the question of sleeping with his own little sister

24. Immorten Joe's Mediocre Award: GP, RN Jeremy Renner

25. Worst Director: M2 John Woo

26. Best Director: M1 Brian DePalma

27. Worst Picture: M2

28. Best Picture: M3

Totals after deductions: 

• Mission: Impossible: 4

• Mission: Impossible II: Negative 1

• Mission: Impossible III: 6

• Ghost Protocol: 3

• Rogue Nation: 3

SETH'S GOLDEN IDOLS

1. Best Tom Cruise Run: M3 Running in the streets of Shanghai

2. Worst Disguise: GP Tom Cruise as Kremlin general

3. Best Disguise: M3 Tom Cruise as Owen Davian

4. Best Screenplay: RN

5. Best Stunt: RN Plane stunt

6. Best Title: Ghost Protocol

7. Best Tom Cruise Hairstyle: GP

8. Best Supporting Actor/Actress: M3 GP RN Simon Pegg

9. Best Leading Lady: RN Rebecca Ferguson

10. Worst Spy Gadget: M3 Tom Cruise's gun

11. Best Spy Gadget: RN Phone key hack

12. Best Kill: M3 Ethan Hunt killing Owen Davian

13. Best Mask Rip Off: M1 End scene

14. Worst Location: M2 Australia

15. Best Location: GP Dubai

16. Worst Quote: M2 Anthony Hopkins "To go to bed with a man and lie to him? She's a woman, she has all the training she needs."

17. Best Quote: TIE "Your mission, should you choose to accept it..."

18. Worst Franchise Moment: M2 Doves

19. Defining Moment: M1 Ethan Hunt hanging from cables in the vault

20. Worst Villain: M2 Sean Ambrose

21. Best Villain: M3 Owen Davian

22. Best Impossible Mission: RN Power station mission

23. WTF: M2 All the events

24. Immorten Joe's Mediocre Award: M2 All the events

25. Worst Director: M2 John Woo

26. Best Director: RN Christopher McQuarrie

27. Worst Picture: M2

28. Best Picture: GP

Totals after deductions: 

• Mission: Impossible: 3

• Mission: Impossible II: 0

• Mission: Impossible III: 6

• Ghost Protocol: 6

• Rogue Nation: 8

GOLDEN IDOL WINNER: MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 3