Lone Wolf McQuade vs Silent Rage
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s the battle of the Chucksters—Lone Wolf McQuade vs Silent Rage! We almost took these two movies out of the Martial Arts Tournament, because Chuck Norris movies are more action-oriented than martial arts. He didn’t make martial arts movies—he made action flicks, and played characters who knew martial arts. So, it gets a little weird when adding him to a Martial Arts Tournament. However, we decided to add two of his fan-favorite films to the lineup. Which one will move on? His “horror-kung fu-woman in peril-mad scientist film” or his “spaghetti western-kung fu-shoot-‘em up film”? Leave your thoughts in the comments below. Let’s talk about movies!
BRAD'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: SR The Medical Facility
Best Character: LW J.J. McQuade
Best Screen Duo: TIE LW & SR J.J. McQuade & Rawley Wilkes/ Sheriff Stevens & John Kirby
Best Villain/Antagonist: TIE LW & SR Rawley Wilkes & John Kirby
Best Hero/Protagonist: LW J.J. McQuade
Best Kill: LW Rawley Wilkes killing McQuade’s wolf
WTF: SR Charlie’s Puppy Story
Best Score or Soundtrack: LW Francesco De Masi
Best Quote: LW Dakota: “How would you like to bite that in the butt, develop lock jaw, and be dragged to death?”
Best Screenplay: SR Edward Di Lorenzo and Joseph Fraley
Best Special Achievement: SR Stunt work
Best Supporting Actor/Actress: SR Brian Libby
Best Lead Actor/Actress: LW Chuck Norris
Best Scene: LW Driving his truck out of the grave
Defining Moment: LW The Spaghetti Western Score
Best Director: LW Steve Carver
Wildcard: SR Killer in the Well Award
Best Picture: Lone Wolf McQuade
Total after deductions:
Lone Wolf McQuade: 12
Silent Rage: 7
WAYNE'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: SR The Medical Facility
Best Character: LW J.J. McQuade
Best Screen Duo: LW J.J. McQuade & his super-charged Dodge Ram
Best Villain/Antagonist: LW Rawley Wilkes
Best Hero/Protagonist: SR Sheriff Dan Stevens
Best Kill: LW Rawley getting blown up
WTF: SR Charlie’s Puppy Story
Best Score or Soundtrack: SR Peter Bernstein & Mark Goldenberg
Best Quote: SR Dr. Phillip Spires: “We are scientists, not moralists.”
Best Screenplay: SR Edward Di Lorenzo and Joseph Fraley
Best Special Achievement: Rubber Chicken
Best Supporting Actor/Actress: LW Daniel Frishman
Best Lead Actor/Actress: LW Chuck Norris
Best Scene: LW Driving his truck out of the grave
Defining Moment: LW J.J. drinking beer while being buried alive
Best Director: LW Steve Carver
Wildcard: LW The Look of Chuck Norris Hasn’t Changed Award
Best Picture: Lone Wolf McQuade
Total after deductions:
Lone Wolf McQuade: 13
Silent Rage: 5
KYLE'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: LW Rodeo/Karate Tournament
Best Character: SR John Kirby
Best Screen Duo: LW J.J. McQuade & Dakota
Best Villain/Antagonist: SR John Kirby
Best Hero/Protagonist: SR Sheriff Dan Stevens
Best Kill: SR Axe Murderer
WTF: SR “I’m not sleeping with him.”
Best Score or Soundtrack: Rubber Chicken
Best Quote: SR Dr. Spires: “We are scientists, not moralists.”
Best Screenplay: SR Edward Di Lorenzo and Joseph Fraley
Best Special Achievement: SR Opening long take
Best Supporting Actor/Actress: SR Brian Libby
Best Lead Actor/Actress: SR Chuck Norris
Best Scene: SR Bar Fight
Defining Moment: LW Wheelchair-bound dwarf
Best Director: SR Michael Miller
Wildcard: SR Is it Lone Wolf McQuade Award? No.
Best Picture: Silent Rage
Total after deductions:
Lone Wolf McQuade: 3
Silent Rage: 15
NATHAN'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: LW J.J. McQuade’s Bachelor Pad
Best Character: LW J.J. McQuade
Best Screen Duo: LW J.J. McQuade & Kayo Ramos
Best Villain/Antagonist: LW Rawley Wilkes
Best Hero/Protagonist: LW J.J. McQuade
Best Kill: LW J.J. McQuade guns down like 50 banditos
WTF: LW Falcon’s wheelchair-accessible helicopter
Best Score or Soundtrack: Rubber Chicken
Best Quote: LW Kayo Ramos: “I never forget an asshole.”
Best Screenplay: LW H. Kaye Dyal & B.J. Nelson
Best Special Achievement: LW Cinematography by Jerry G. Callaway, Roger Shearman & Michael Sibley
Best Supporting Actor/Actress: LW Robert Beltran
Best Lead Actor/Actress: LW Chuck Norris
Best Scene: LW Driving his truck out of the grave
Defining Moment: SR Best Tag-line ‘“Science created him, now Chuck Norris must destroy him.”
Best Director: LW Steve Carver
Wildcard: LW Best Manly Body Hair Award
Best Picture: Lone Wolf McQuade
Total after deductions:
Lone Wolf McQuade: 17
Silent Rage: 1