Bigfoot Marathon
The recent Bigfoot movie Sasquatch Sunset got us curious as to what other Bigfoot movies are out there. So we dived deep to find these five combatants from years past:
Letters from the Big Man
Exists
Willow Creek
The Legend of Boggy Creek
Tahoe Joe
Do you believe in Bigfoot? What would you do if you met one—fight it, run away, or become pals? Grab your favorite snack, feed your wild side, and let’s mess with some sasquatches (and talk about movies)!
BRAD’S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: TIE Willow & Boggy Willow Creek "Bigfoot Capital of the World" & Arkansas Swamps
Best Character: Boggy Narrator -Vern Stierman
Best Kill/Death/Defeat: Exists Baby Bigfoot & Camper kills
Score or Soundtrack: Boggy If you take the time to write songs about nature and Bigfoot, and make them sentimental and unintentionally cheesy, I've got to give you some points
Best Screenplay: Willow Bobcat Goldthwait
Best Special Achievement: TIE Boggy & Tahoe Joe Boggy Creek is a pioneer of the genre. Also, it made $25M with a budget of $160k & Tahoe Joe had a $800 budget. That’s impressive and inspiring
Best Scene: Willow Bigfoot bookstore owner is talking to our main characters about the lore of Bigfoot
Defining Moment/Attribute/MVP: Tahoe Joe Get out there and make a movie!!!
Best Director: Willow Bobcat Goldthwait
Wildcard: Exists Best Bigfoot Award
WTF: Willow 18 minute tent scene is overlong
Worst Picture: Letters from the Big Man
Best Picture: Willow Creek
Total after deductions:
Exists: 2
Letters from the Big Man: Negative 1
Tahoe Joe: 2
The Legend of Boggy Creek: 4
Willow Creek: 5
NATHAN’S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: Tahoe Joe Lake Tahoe
Best Character: Big Man Big Man
Best Kill/Death/Defeat: Willow Jim’s proposal
Score or Soundtrack: Big Man Ensemble Galilei & Steven Gates
Best Screenplay: Willow Bobcat Goldthwait
Best Special Achievemen Tahoe Joe Shoestring budget $800
Best Scene: Willow Tent scene
Defining Moment/Attribute/MVP: Boggy Sightings
Best Director: Willow Bobcat Goldthwait
Wildcard: Willow Best Duo
WTF: Big Man Jedi YouTube edit
Worst Picture: Exists
Best Picture: Willow Creek
Total after deductions:
Exists: Negative 1
Letters from the Big Man: 2
Tahoe Joe: 2
The Legend of Boggy Creek: 1
Willow Creek: 8
RACHAEL’S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: Boggy Arkansas Swamps
Best Character: Willow Jim
Best Kill/Death/Defeat: RUBBER CHICKEN
Score or Soundtrack: TIE Big Man & Boggy Ensemble Galilei/Steven Gates & Jaime Mendoza-Nava with original songs
Best Screenplay: Willow Bobcat Goldthwait
Best Special Achievement: Boggy Boggy Creek is a pioneer of the genre
Best Scene: Willow Tent scene
Defining Moment/Attribute/MVP: Exists Camper scene
Best Director: Willow Bobcat Goldthwait
Wildcard: Big Man Wow…how did they manage to make Bigfoot boring Award
WTF: Big Man 86% RT Score?
Worst Picture: Exists
Best Picture: Willow Creek
Total after deductions:
Exists: 0
Letters from the Big Man: 2
Tahoe Joe: 0
The Legend of Boggy Creek: 2
Willow Creek: 5
JEREMY’S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: Boggy The Arkansas Swamps
Best Character: Big Man The Big Man
Best Kill/Death/Defeat: Exists Elizabeth getting snapped like a twig
Score or Soundtrack: Big Man Ensemble Galilei & Steven Gates
Best Screenplay: Tahoe Joe Dillion Brown & Michael Rock
Best Special Achievement: Boggy Made $25M with a budget of $160k
Best Scene: Big Man Sarah meets Big Man for the first time
Defining Moment/Attribute/MVP: Tahoe Joe Dillon evades Bigfoot…twice
Best Director: Big Man Christopher Munch
Wildcard: Boggy Based on a True Story Award
WTF: Willow Creek too many boring townspeople interviews.
Worst Picture: Willow Creek
Best Picture: Letters from the Big Man
Total after deductions:
Exists: 1
Letters from the Big Man: 7
Tahoe Joe: 2
The Legend of Boggy Creek: 3
Willow Creek: Negative 1